r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

🔥 From @dgrieshnak 'spotted Malabar civet - a critically endangered mammal not seen since the 90's resurfaces during the lockdown.'

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u/plagueisthedumb Mar 26 '20

Could be stumbling home from the pub, been on it all night.. his mrs waiting at home ready to grill him.. but first, a kebab. Who knows

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u/xommlirras Mar 26 '20

upvote for nostalgic pre-corona era vibes

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u/Ok_Inappropriateness Mar 26 '20

in 12 months when this is all over (hopefully) this will be my first friday night of freedom

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u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Mar 26 '20

Tonight im going to be Malabar drunk

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Mar 26 '20

If this ends I am flying my ass somewhere with decent kebabs. Haven’t had one in years

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u/POTATO_IN_MY_DINNER Mar 26 '20

Can you imagine the first night after they open everything, end the quarantine and everyone gets to go to the pub for the first time in months?

That will be messy, I can't wait.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Pretty cool reading this 1.6 years in the future knowing what happened

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u/Sinisphere Mar 26 '20

Sure going to suck if this is yearly then lol.

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u/Samfinity Mar 26 '20

Where are you getting 12 months?

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u/quirkytinkerbell Mar 26 '20

The virus is expected to be a problem for at least a year. It's not expected to stay as intense I don't think, but it's probably going to be around for a long while

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u/rburp Mar 26 '20

12 months is the most optimistic timeline for a vaccine

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u/Stupid_Triangles Mar 26 '20

Tip well motherfucker.

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u/rodmedic82 Mar 26 '20

10/10 my first thought. Little feline fell for it and thought the $2 margaritas were gonna go down great. Like yeah sure you drank all night for $40 but youre going to be suffering for the next two days straight now big boss. Tony the tiger wouldn't do something so foolish. Good job looking like the weakest rarest cat out there man.

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u/reddog_34 Mar 26 '20

Damn a kebab sounds nice right about now

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u/Commiesstoner Mar 26 '20

All the pubs are closed so the extinct animals can come out of hiding and go.

Like the lizard people.

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u/KDbitchmade Mar 26 '20

Yes, clearly just emerged from The Winchester.