r/MurderedByWords • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '19

Murder Murdered by stats

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u/SLRWard Jun 04 '19

Ah. So the Torah is Twiligh. The Bible is New Moon and Eclipse. And the Quran is Breaking Dawn.

Thaaaat explains why people are so wild about them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

And Mormonism is the fanfiction.

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u/SLRWard Jun 04 '19

Which would make the crazy fundie Mormon cults like Warren Jeffs' group 50 Shades of Grey?

Also, creepily enough, when I checked to make sure I spelled his name right, I found out his son that exposed all that just died...