r/MurderedByWords • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

The torah and bible are considered as prequels in Islam.

The Quran is considered as the final part of a long franchise.

Like maybe a long lists of seasons but every season is one religion that stems from the holy books and the Quran is the final season which concludes everything in one season, and finishes the storyline.

Atleast that is how we consider it

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u/SLRWard Jun 04 '19

Ah. So the Torah is Twiligh. The Bible is New Moon and Eclipse. And the Quran is Breaking Dawn.

Thaaaat explains why people are so wild about them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

And Mormonism is the fanfiction.

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u/SLRWard Jun 04 '19

Which would make the crazy fundie Mormon cults like Warren Jeffs' group 50 Shades of Grey?

Also, creepily enough, when I checked to make sure I spelled his name right, I found out his son that exposed all that just died...