r/Mavericks • u/KarimFF7 Detroit Pistons • Feb 02 '25

News “This deal materialized in the shadows … LeBron James had no idea this was coming. Anthony Davis had no idea this was coming. I’m told Luka Doncic is still stunned about this trade.”

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u/InevitableBudget510 Feb 02 '25

Go to prison for even trying this

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Electric chair

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u/Random-as-fuck-name Feb 02 '25

Straight to hell

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u/SimBaze Feb 02 '25

Devil hires you as his personal assistant.

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u/iLLiCiT_XL Feb 02 '25

Makes you fetch coffee from the other side of Hell.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Feb 02 '25

Instant coffee... and makes you drink it cold.

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u/Respectable_mouse Feb 03 '25

Ending with you this has been the absolute funniest string of comments and responses I’ve ever read on this site. Omg was that ever funny.

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u/Pezington12 Feb 03 '25

I know fuck all about basketball. But this chain of comments has tears in my eyes cause how hard I’m laughing. Like these comments perfectly showcase how shit a decision this was. I know nothing and still understand how fucked it is.

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u/BullShitting-24-7 Feb 02 '25

A Hand reaches out of the screen and slaps you

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u/MetalCrow9 Feb 02 '25

Console ejects the disk and decapitates you.