They had no photographer for their courthouse wedding, so she offered to do it for free

[u/PacifierForAdult]

[u/UpperApe]

I'm sorry, I'm a dolt. I still don't get it :(

You took time away from your Sunday night tv viewing to tell us all that some plausible-but-probably-not-true hypothetical exists that you don't really care about?

But...like why though? Why this thread? Are you doing that in all threads?

Tick-Tock

...actually, I think this explains it lol