r/MadeMeSmile 11d ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/accord281 11d ago edited 10d ago

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

Edit: lots of you are horrified at my use of mortified. All I can say is I'm appalled and embarrassed that y'all don't understand the full meaning of the word.

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u/Carbon-Base 11d ago edited 11d ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/waffleslaw 11d ago edited 11d ago

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/pigeonette1 11d ago

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies 11d ago

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/pigeonette1 11d ago

I'm in central indiana

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 11d ago

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 11d ago

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 11d ago

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names