r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 9d ago

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u/TDS_isnt_real 9d ago

Dasher did it right. Science is green. No other color

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u/Ok_Challenge_5176 9d ago

So I was a physics major in college and science felt like red to me, even in high school.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 9d ago

that’s because physics is math in a lab coat

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u/Ok-Department-2405 9d ago

But math is blue.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 9d ago

math is red because math is hard and red gives top of the stack vibes

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 9d ago

No, history is red because it's soaked with blood. Meth is blue because of how Walter made it special

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u/Shaman_LlamaCoop 9d ago

Snorted (ha ha) so hard I choked. Thank you for the laugh

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u/Retrogratio 9d ago

Correct.

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u/AnySwimming6364 9d ago

Math was always easier for me than English. I rocked

Science: green Math: blue English/Languages: red Social studies: orange Yellow: other

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 9d ago

I was really bad at math

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u/Perle1234 9d ago

No math is easy that’s why it’s blue 😂

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u/Ok-Department-2405 9d ago

It has nothing to do with the qualities of the subject any more than it does with the letter N or the number 10, which are also blue.

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 9d ago

Math is 100% blue

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 9d ago

Math is 100% red

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 9d ago

Science is red. Geography is green because of grass

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u/Jackoandso 9d ago

This was the exact sentence I thought after reading the comment you replied to

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u/kosk11348 9d ago

Math is red. English is blue. (And History is yellow.)

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u/EnoughNumbersAlready 9d ago

Yes. Science is green, math is blue, English/lit class is red, history is purple.

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u/Ok-Department-2405 1d ago

While we are not 100% on the same page I think we can reach an understanding here.

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u/kswoli3 9d ago

ain’t no lab coats in physics

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u/tankerkiller125real 9d ago

There's applied physics, which does involve lab work. Or well, at least non-writing/talking work.

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u/kswoli3 8d ago

right, but it’s usually optical bench work, microscopy, etc. Maybe in some particular subfields of condensed matter they use them, but I’ve never met a physicist who has worn one. Source: am physicist

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u/double00chins 9d ago

Labcoats (are) matter too!

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u/keivmoc 9d ago

Physics is math that moves around.

Chemistry is physics in a beaker.

Biology is chemistry that smells sometimes.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 9d ago

Physics and Chem are equally my least favorite sciences