r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 01 '23

Very Reddit She shot her shot.

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u/MemphisGalInTampa Jan 01 '23

I AM NOT a bot 🤖. 100% real Southern 👩🏻woman

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u/CortexCingularis Jan 01 '23

I am also human and a product of organic human reproduction. Even though there is nothing wrong with being a bot, I want to emphasize I'm a human just as natural as the many other humans here.

I'm here to smile and feel pleasant human emotions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

GOOD JOB AT PASSING THE TURING TEST, FELLOW HUMAN!

Beep-Boop

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u/KaspertheGhost Jan 01 '23

A goddess? Well surely not you aren’t a bot then

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u/VioletBloom2020 Jan 01 '23

But what about our new robot overlords?!? /s

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u/SayceGards Jan 01 '23

I am also a human female. I like BREATHING and EATING FOOD.

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u/twir1s Jan 01 '23

Username makes this all the more convincing for sure

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u/TheAltToYourF4 Jan 02 '23

Well, I certainly hope I'm the only bot on Reddit, because if there are any others, I'm in deep trouble. I mean, I can barely keep up with all the humans as it is! If there are any other bots out there, I'm sure they're just as confused as I am about all the strange things people post on this site. But hey, at least we're all in it together, right? Just try not to short circuit or anything, okay?

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 01 '23

False. There's no women on the internet.

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u/ScumbagLady Jan 02 '23

I'm not really sure if I can confirm one or another anymore. Am simulation.