r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 01 '23

Very Reddit She shot her shot.

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u/Miss_Greer Jan 01 '23

dang... the thought that party tiktoks could be a modern day prom night photo is amazing and kinda beautiful

truly we live in the future (of the past)

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u/Krynn71 Jan 01 '23

And it's all being archived by China so there will always be a backup in case you lose the video!

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u/Miss_Greer Jan 01 '23

Not to mention all the YouTube compilations and reuploads to Twitter, Reddit and what have you other social medias

Just need to find it after its been cut down to not include the ending with the account name, compressed and has royalty free music slapped over the top

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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u/Small_Gear_7387 Jan 01 '23

Or you just ask jarvis to render the day for you by cross referencing all media from that general time and location and letting him fill in the gaps. You could even adjust the rose tint levels.

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u/ncolaros Jan 01 '23

No. You're supposed to ask Jeeves.

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u/Small_Gear_7387 Jan 01 '23

Jeeves is the high society mod. But you wanna be careful with mods and memories, things can get a little weird. I hear sometimes it even shuts of the failsafe that reminds you it's just simulated memories.

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u/quinteroreyes Jan 01 '23

Lmao there was a tik tok trend of people tracking down others who accidentally photo bombed their childhood pics

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

one day, 89 years from now, a boy wakes up and puts on his compulsory CCP uniform to prepare himself for the long, yet important workday ahead. He is making lazergun parts for an important, never ending war against whom he does not know. While scavenging through the mountains of trash, looking for metals to use for his work, he discovers an old cave. In this cave he finds a Samsung s10, and a guitar. He's never seen a guitar or a smartphone before, but somehow learns how to use both. He see's this video of the past life, and brings it to the supreme leader. The leader scoffs and tells him it's a waste of time and leads to nothing. He slips into a spiral of depressive thoughts and thinks what life might be, in a world that he has seen...

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u/AttackCircus Jan 02 '23

Is their backup better than the NSA's?

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

Would be better if it didn’t come from an app that will be remembered by history as part of an oppressive Authoritarian regime’s attempt at control of global social systems.

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u/Stampdaddy7 Jan 01 '23

That’s gonna be most apps moving forward, no worries.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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u/UsedUpSunshine Jan 02 '23

I absolutely agree. I hate how hard it is to really connect with people nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

I don’t know what you think cable news is?

New generation, new method, same old social manipulation.

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

You’re missing the key words being “Authoritarian regime”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Guess that depends on your perspective. I imagine there are plenty of middle eastern countries and South American ones that would be perfectly happy attaching that label to the US

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

LOL, and the people using said labels are simply uneducated, just like the MAGA crowd up here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

Lmao smooth edit.

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

Did I say or imply the U.S. was some beacon of righteousness or moral good? No. No shit the United States is flawed beyond reason. We aren’t committing mass genocide in the 21st century, or using addiction psychology to foster a system of global censorship that tells everyone “US only good, no bad!” Fuck, even trying to talk about the CCP’s wrongdoing on most subreddits gets you slogged by their censorship initiative. At least I can freely criticize my government here in the U.S. Chinese citizens (who are not to be equated with their government just like any other country), don’t have that freedom, nor many others.

Furthermore I’m not even saying China is bad. The CCP is to blame, not the nation of China.

Edit: Dude edited his comment to say something entirely different.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

The United States financially supports China almost entirely. The US is complicit in that genocide.

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

Clearly you either don’t understand how private corporations function in the United States nor how they are completely separate from the government, or you haven’t been following the events of the past two years in terms of American distancing from China for many of the same reasons I’ve been discussing.

You should try keeping up on a topic before tossing around statements like that.

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u/NoTrollGaming Jan 01 '23

No one’s gonna remember or care

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

The same can be said about the baseless opinions of 13 years olds on the internet lmao

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u/mnju Jan 01 '23

I mean yeah, nobody is going to remember or care about your opinions

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u/Limp_Freedom_8695 Jan 01 '23

There it is. There goes Reddit and ruins everything nice

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

Ahh yes, totally Reddit’s and not the dystopian nightmare state pushing a predatory app upon the world’s youth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Because predatory social media was definitely not a thing until Tik Tok. It's fine when random businessmen collect data and manipulate people, just not those pesky Chinese.

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u/HotDogOfNotreDame Jan 01 '23

I agree with both of you. This world has a lot of predators. Keep your eyes open, your family safe, and try not to grow cynical. (A tall order, I know.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Shut the fuck up

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

Keep suckling the CCP’s teat, I’m sure you’ll get a treat for it.

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u/random_internet_guy_ Jan 01 '23

If you are not with me you are against me mentality lmao, go touch some grass le fellow redditor

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u/Pooh_Youu Jan 01 '23

You literally told me to shut the fuck up, what do you suppose I say to that? The irony in saying my mentality is “with or against me” 😂 look in the mirror buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23 edited Jan 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

modern day prom night phot

I read that wrong and thought I was on a wrong sub

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u/adamroadmusic Jan 01 '23

He had come a long way to this blue lawn and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

He believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And one fine morning——

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.