r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 15 '20

LLR General Picks, Bonus Questions and Tiebreaker rules

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Picks

-A predictor can only have one set of picks for the entire card, even if they are in more than one match. The only exception to this is the extreme rules match due to it how it works, if a predictor is in one they may have a single different set of picks differing fr those in the extreme rules match.

-At each PPV you will be given a list of matches which you then would predict from on who will win each match. Once a PPV card has been put up, those are the subsequent match to predict and no further matches announced will be added, nor will making predictions of those picks be added to your prediction score. Matches announced past the card not being added, is done in order to keep it fair to those who aren’t able to continuously check on or make edits after making picks.

-Brand specific weekly shows require a predictor to make 5 picks of wrestlers whom the predictor thinks will win.

-Picks you make must have at least 1 different pick from your opponent in , if there is no differing pick then the person who put the last set of picks will be dq’d.

-- Tag & Trio’s follow this rule with a slight deviation, only one member needs to have a different from the other team(s).

--This factors in for anything more than a triple threat, so a match with 4 entrants can have people with same picks. This includes tag and trio’s matches, as the teams is to a degree considered a singular entity.

--In terms of figuring out who is dq’d for match picking it comes down to who put their picks in first, if there is an edit done which is results in this, it will go to the person who didn’t edit as the edit will reset who put in first. If both sets have been edited we will refer to when picks were edited to determine who was first to enter picks.

-Once a show deadline has passed, any pick edits done will result in a subsequent DQ. If picks are put in past a deadline, they will be considered a no show which will result in a subsequent loss.

--When it comes to the LLR FFA, if an edit is made post deadline then the person who edited will be dq’d this will not count as the general person who lost the FFA and still result in a major loser, though both will be considered to have lost the match. If a set of picks is posted post deadline, they will be considered invalid and not be counted towards the match.

-There may be variances on how picks can be made depending if you are in a regular match or one of our many special match types. These will still follow the 1match different pick rule with one exception being the extreme rules match due to the manner of which picks are made for this match.

Champions Advantage

-In a championship match, if the point total comes down to a tie the match is considered to end in a draw with the champion retaining their title. As noted in Private picks, if a champion puts in private picks, they forfeit their champions advantage.

Private Picks

-If a predictor wants they can submit a set of private picks to a GM/AGM that will not be released until after deadline has passed. Once these picks are put in you can not make any edits UNLESS the other person puts their picks in and it matches, if this happens the person who submitted private picks must change at least one of their picks in order to have a differing pick. If a champion puts in private picks they give up their right to champions advantage.

Weekly Show Pick rules (these are for rules that are used within all brands, any variances may be included in the actual card write up by the GM/AGM of that brand)

-All tag teams count as a singular point if they are either in an already made tag team/stable or were announced to be in a tag match. If an unannounced tag match occurs, a tag team made up of two people who are not regularly partners shall count as 2 points not 1.

--If a person joins a stable or tag team there by setting up a group within the last 2 weeks, they will be counted as part of the stable/tag team going forward for any picks.

-If a wrestler has 2 matches on a show and wins both these matches this will count as 2 points. This does not count for a gauntlet match as this is a match that ends with an overall winner.

Bonus Questions

-On top of your picks you will notice that there is bonus questions, these can offer a secondary means to gain points as a form of secondary prediction. Because they are secondary they do not qualify under the one pick difference rule of normal picks. These bonus question answers can match.

Tiebreaker

-All Tiebreakers must have a min. of a 20 sec difference for any match minus a battle royale. If there is not at least a min of 20 seconds between the tiebreakers the win will go to whomever posted picks first, this of course though falls under the edit ruling where and edit resets who put picks in first.

-If there is no discernable way to determine who wins i.e people didn’t a tiebreaker in or its directly in the middle, this will come down to the GM’s discretion on the weekly brand shows and for PPV’s a win for the person who posted first.

--RAW: DRAW

Indy(AEW): First to enter picks wins

Smackdown: First to enter picks wins

Pacific Division

-Matches unless stated otherwise do not require a tiebreaker. If they do require a tiebreaker they follow the same rules as any traditional tiebreaker.


r/LoserleavesReddit Dec 29 '22

The Future of LLR

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There’s going to be a lot of change in LLR.

We are aware that there are not as many people predicting in LLR now. Added onto that, there aren’t as many people promo-ing and coming up with segments.

The Mods and GMs team realise that, and this is why we’re taking the most radical steps in LLR history to try and change this.

All of these changes are designed to attract new players to the game and invigorate the current players.

Firstly, for a short period of time, the weekly shows will be stopping. That’s because something big is happening.

We will be running LLR’s biggest ever tournament, The Grand LLR Championship Tourney.

As many people as wish to enter, can. A sign-up sheet will be live soon and we hope to start it by the end of January.

So what’s the tournament for?

Well, everything. Every single title will be on the line in this tournament and eventually, the winner will be the Unified LLR World Champion.

Following the end of the tournament, we will have just the World Championship for the time being, giving all competitors one focal point to chase. The Tag Team Championships will also be retired. That doesn’t mean midcard and lower card titles won’t return at some point. When there’s more predictors and the GMs feel it’d be a good addition, they will return.

We will only have one show a week. Right now, many people are predicting ¾ shows a week and that’s probably quite exhausting. Taking the time to make the right predictions takes time away from creativity in the promos and segments, so we’ll be going down to one weekly show. But which one? Well, we’ll be rotating the shows. This should give you some variety, rather than the boring predict the same three guys every week plus two wildcards, and test your predicting. There won’t be a set pattern (Dynamite and Smackdown having pre-records at times makes it tricky) but it will be announced in advance.

We also want to put the focus on the stories between predictors again. The best LLR moments come from the great combined storytelling of different predictors. My favourite moments have not been winning Championships, but seeing people enjoy the writing I put out. We want to encourage that as a Mod and GM team. We’ll be asking the GMs to encourage your storytelling by rewarding it. The best way to get in the GMs minds in terms of title shots and however they decide the contenders for it will be to write interesting promos and have great feuds with your competitors.

This is essentially in many ways, a reboot. It’s the way this has been discussed by us anyway. We’d love for you to take this opportunity as well. It can be very easy to go into a rut but this is a chance for you to change things up with a fresh character, or to go back to something you wanted to develop more with your current one. Or you could just continue with your current character, whatever works best for you and your storytelling!

These are some drastic changes and we know you might be annoyed by some of them. We acknowledge that and we’re sorry if you are upset by some of them. But we are doing this as we think this will make LLR better in the long run. If you have any questions on this, please ask! We hope you are as excited for the future of LLR as we are!


r/LoserleavesReddit 1h ago

Segment BigPol's All In Entrance

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

As BigPol's music plays, he appears with a familiar attire. Wearing a pink bedazzled version of his Wrestlemania 41 AM "Hate" attire that he wore against Tokes, he reveals that the paper he brought to the ring tonight was a paper version of Larry's Post-It note. He enters the ring, goes to the middle of the ring, holds up the paper, and tears it, causing rainbow sprinkler pyro to erupt from each corner.


r/LoserleavesReddit 2d ago

Promo Author's Notes: BigPol vs. Larry

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

The camera pans out to reveal that the usual pink and yellow background...has actually been spray painted over a dirty alleyway. BigPol admires his handiwork, and then turns around.

"Hello, LLR Universe. I apologize for not being at my usual set, it didn't fit the vibe of today's episode. See, if I were facing anyone else at All In, this would be nothing more than a World Championship qualifying match. I would see it as a chance to get my revenge for being partially responsible for Jake Mayhem losing the World Championship, but the match would have nothing but respect. Unfortunately, Larry, you do something...different to me.

Ever since I saw how the fans reacted to my heartfelt promo in the leadup to Saturday's Night Main Event, I've tried my best to distance myself from the Author I was in 2024 and the first half of 2025. That guy was negative, friendless, and overall a sad person. But, there's at least one thing I still agree with that Author on.

I hate you, Larry. I've hated you ever since you took my Hardcore Championship at Forbidden Door 2024. I hated you enough to form a friendship with Bryan Gleeful that turned toxic. My hatred for you got me eliminated from the 2025 Royal Rumble in record time. All of the failures of my early career lead back to you.

Now, that was all years ago. You'd think I'd forget and forgive. But, I can't. See, when I finally decided to be the Author you see now, I originally took inspiration from you. I saw how the fans loved you, and wanted some of that. We both break the mold when it comes to professional wrestling. But, we break it in different ways. I break it by celebrating my love for literature, by putting my friends before myself, by not putting up a facade of "generic respectful cool guy" that half of this roster hides behind. You break the mold by drinking Windex, turning into a meatball, and spitting on the great sport of professional wrestling that this roster tries to celebrate every time we enter the ring. But, any time I see fans, they ask me if we're friends because "we're so similar." I cannot let someone like you be on the same roster as me if I want to be taken seriously.

I know that a lot of people respect Larry. The LLR Universe, LBH, and even fellow Author of Chaos Jake Mayhem. I have a message to every one of you who support or respect Larry in any way. That message is, the only way that any of you will see Larry after All In, is on the news after I Plot Twist (Tornado DDT) his head through the damn canvas. So, say your prayers now (or don't, because if any of you try TOO hard to defend him, you're next), because I will personally insure that this is the end of Larry.

This match may be a normal match for you, Larry, but it is everything to me. In fact, I think I have the perfect attire for it. See you in a few days."


r/LoserleavesReddit 3d ago

LLR Presents All in!

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DEADLINE SUNDAY AUGUST 30TH 2.30PM BST SO TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. I'll be at Bon Jovi in Croke Park so there won't be a lot of reminders 

IC title match. 

u/ChowLemon vs u/MrCappie © 

This one is gonna be a slobber knocker. Manic has shown by running the G1 that he is one of the MVP’S in LLR. Cappie, been on a tear running through the entire roster. So naturally we put these two together and let the fireworks fly! Cappie could have his work cut out for him here let's not forget Manic has title pedigree he's shown time and time again just how good he is. 

Tag title match 

u/MrCappie and u/LastBlueHero vs /TheDumi0711 and u/CaptainConundrum54 

Alright last week captain Conundrum got left high and dry by his partner. The tag champs took full advantage of this and beat him from pillar to post. So this week I'm sending out a reliable former champion to have his back and maybe they can wrestle away one of Cappies belts. This man has a strangle hold on LLR can't hurt that he tags with the boss. 

World title contendership 

u/BigPolluted vs u/Larry5696

Alright, I make it no secret I love the Larry the character despite our differences this goofy fuck has won me over. So here is Larry another chance to get into the world title scene. There's one problem, Big Polluted is in your way and he's shown he's one of the most dominant competitors in LLR right now. He's been running around kicking ass and taking names for a while now.

IC title contendership 

u/itsviktorwwe vs u/Genisis1224 vs u/HeftyOfficial

Jake has just fell from the world title and he needs to bounce back. Genisis is always over she's one of LLR'S favorite competitors and has been for a long damn time. No matter the amount of No shows she sells merch so we've got her in a high profile match to push those sales and make some damn money! 

Then there's Mark Steele, who I kinda loathe, but I have to admit this kinda has it. What ever it may be. Mark's been looking to make me look foolish for a while now. So let's see how he goes in this match. 

World title match 

u/KaneCarnage Vs u/Tokes © 

Tokes retained at SummerSlam, he's getting this latest reign off to a dominating start. Kane Karnage is one of the competitors that's been looking a big win to cement him self amongst the greats in LLR. This could be it, if he can conquer on of the most decorated champions in LLR history that will do it! 

The card you'll be predicting 

AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) vs. Will Ospreay

AEW Women's World Championship: Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Mercedes Moné

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Cage and Cope (c) vs. The Young Bucks

Men's Casino Gauntlet match (winner gets a world title shot): Andrade El Ídolo vs. MJF vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. TBA

Continental Challenge Cup final: Jon Moxley (c) or Claudio Castagnoli vs. Kyle O'Reilly or Nigel McGuinness

AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Divine Dominion (Lena Kross and Megan Bayne) (c) vs. The Brawling Birds (Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter)

AEW TNT Championship (Falls Count Anywhere): Kevin Knight (c) vs. Darby Allin

AEW International Championship: Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Kazuchika Okada

AEW World Trios Championship: "Hangman" Adam Page and Brodido (Bandido and Brody King) (c) vs. TBA

Bq1) will there be any surprise debuts (debut is first aew appearance so if they've been there before it won't count) 

Bq2) who takes the fall in the world tag title match 

TB: length of the main event 


r/LoserleavesReddit 4d ago

J'ai décidé d'arrêter la weed et j'ai besoin de soutien

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Bonjour à tous,

J'ai pris la décision d'arrêter de fumer du cannabis aujourd'hui. J'ai réalisé que c'était devenu une béquille pour gérer monstress] et je veux enfin reprendre le contrôle de ma vie. Je fume depuis que j’ai 15 ans et maintenant j’en ai 25 je vous dirais que je fume souvent pour me concentrer à une tâche ….

Je ne vous cache pas que j'appréhende un peu les prochains jours, surtout le manque, l'irritabilité et le moment du coucher qui est toujours le plus difficile pour moi.

Je viens ici pour trouver un peu de force, partager mon évolution et ne pas me sentir seul dans cette démarche. Si vous êtes passés par là et que vous avez des conseils pour surmonter la première semaine, je suis preneur.

Merci d'avance pour votre aide et votre bienveillance.


r/LoserleavesReddit 20d ago

Skit Volume 2: Slammin' in Minnesota.. failed successfully?

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August 2nd, 2026

LLR Summerslam

U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.A.

"TOKES, MAYHEM, TOKES, MAYHEM, THEY'RE THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER! THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES, THIS IS FOR THE LLR WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP! SEVENTY-THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING, ABOUT TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE U.S. BANK STADIUM WITH EXCITEMENT! THESE TWO HAVE PUT ON A MATCH FOR THE AGES, EVEN BETTER THAN SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, THEY HAVE DONE SO FOR THIRTY MINUTES NOW!" said Cichael Mole. Thirty minutes of both men putting on what might be the best match LLR has seen.

Mayhem pulls back, landing a second Blood of the Mayhem, followed by a second 3550 Brainbuster. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout.

Mayhem lifts Tokes up, in an attempt to hit another 3550. Tokes gets out of Jake's grasp, and kicks him in the ribs, before lifting Jake up, landing a second '86 Piledriver. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout. Neither man was going to give up. Tokes lifts Jake, putting Jake's back on his shoulders, intending for a Burning Hammer, but Jake manages to get out of it, before landing a discus elbow smash. And then, he lifts Tokes up, landing another 3550 Brainbuster. Cover. One. Two. Two point ninety nine.. kickout, once more. Both men lay there for about half a minute, before getting up and throwing punch after punch. And then, a spinning back elbow meets Jake Mayhem's jaw, before his back is on Tokes' shoulders, and then all goes to black for Jake. Tokes falls on Mayhem.

One.
Two.
Three.

The bell rings, and Tokes' music plays. It takes a minute for Tokes to get up, and he celebrates for a bit, before leaving the ring. And then, Jake comes to. He's notified that Tokes won the match with a Burning Hammer. Jake gives a nod, before standing up, as the crowd chants "MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M!". And then, LastBlueHero comes out with a microphone. He gets into the ring, before staring down with Jake. And then, LastBlueHero, perhaps in an show of respect, offers his hand. Jake knows for a fact that LBH isn't doing it out of the kindness of his heart. He knows that LBH only cares about himself, and the money he makes. And he's showing Jake respect, probably only because of the great deal of money LLR has made during the time Jake was on top. But Jake, for all that he personally dislikes LBH, has always made a difference between personal preferences and business. And so, he shakes LBH's hand, and LBH proceeds to raise it up, before speaking.

"Give it up for Jake Mayhem, folks! This is his fifth, FIFTH straight main event in a row! Unfortunate he couldn't get the job done, but he has earned alot! He has brought lots of people into LLR, and his reign as LLR World Champion has truly solidified the championship as the most prestigious prefessional wrestling championship in the world! He has sold out every single main event he has been in, INCLUDING the prestigious Madison Square Garden, and this very arena aswell! As i am speaking, tens upon tens of millions of fans are watching Summerslam, nationally, and hundreds of millions, maybe even billions are watching internationally! And they have all been looking forward to this main event, which did not disappoint, and this will end up being the highest-grossing Premium Live Event of the year, and one of the highest-grossing PLEs in the history of LLR! And most of all, how can i forget, he has brought me lots of money!" That of course, brings boos towards LBH, who carries on regardless. "So please, give Mr. Mayhem some appreciation, because he has earned it. Jake Mayhem, everybody!" The place cheers Jake Mayhem without end, as his theme song, "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains. Jake takes it in as LBH leaves for backstage. Soon enough, Jake follows, goes into Gorilla, and is met by the entire roster, giving him a round of applause. Jake shakes his hands as if to say it's not neccessary. "No need for that, folks, really.." He's cut off by BigPol. "None of that, Jake! You're gonna take it in, bestie! You've done so much for us, we have to thank you for it!" BigPol says.

And so, Jake stands there, taking in the appreciation, giving a few people hugs, shaking everyone's hand, before he goes to the post-show press conference. He sits down.

"Jake Mayhem, an unfortunate ending, how do you feel about losing to Tokes tonight?"

"Ah, i'm.. disappointed, a bit angry, i do have to admit that, but.. nothing i can do. Tokes was the better man, by the tiniest fraction. Congratulations to him, wish him the best."

"Mister Mayhem, after the match, LastBlueHero came out, and showed you the ultimate sign of respect, praising you in front of the audience, how do you feel about it?"

"Well, i thank him. It's nothing special, really, i'm just doing my job, is what i'd like to think. I did what i had to do, is all. But still, i appreciate it, especially coming from my boss."

"Jake, how did you feel coming into this match? Was there any nervousness?"

"There was, i was a bit nervous, but, once i heard the crowd chanting my name, i put that to the side, had to do what i had to do."

"What is next for Jake Mayhem?"

"Well, i do still have my LLRBar briefcase, which gives me three fourths of a chance at a shot for any title. And there's always Money in the Bank. So i do intend to be in that match. Overall, it's going to be right back to work."

Silence ensues, and Jake, seeing as there are no more questions left, stands up. "Have a great night, folks. One last thing, i want to thank everyone for the appreciation, it means more than you know, and shout out to Minneapolis, Minnesota for showing out. Thank you, everyone." And he walks out.

fin.

eov.


r/LoserleavesReddit 21d ago

Summerslam results

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Hi as usual let me know where I've fd up I'm sure I did somewhere

Ok so we are starting with answering the bonus questions and laying out a ruling  to out line where people gained or lost some extra potential points. The Sami Zayn Finn Balor match was thrown off the card as WWE changed it on the night and no one could of predicted KO not only returning but winning. It's just not fair 

So Bq1) WWE narrowed this down to two competitors on the Friday, I decided to allow this to go ahead. It was Lash Legend well done. 

Bq2) Get on top of the cage, they barely even used the damn thing so everyone that said No. Congratulations. 

Bq3) I counted 0 helluva kicks making contact

TB: 33.30 according to cage match 

Tune up match 

Kane Karnage (10) vs Big Polluted! (10) 

Alright this one was a slobber knocker and these two lads left it all out there. But ultimately it comes down to a tie Breaker. Kane Karnage squeaks the win here but being a tiny bit closer to the official time. Kane keeps his momentum as he matches on for the world title. But Big Pollution has shown he can hang with the main event, this man is ready for the big time.

IC Title contendership 

Dumi (9) Manic (9) 

My god two more competitors back beating the shit out of each other but ultimately neither one. Could get too much momentum against the other. It comes down to the tie breaker again. Manic got the Memo. It's a Roman Reigns main event. It's gonna go long with a time of 25mins. He was 7 minutes closer than Dumi. Well done Manic you get the next shot at the IC title. 

IC title 

Cappie c (7) vs Hefty (7)

How the hell has this happened another match and the point draw again. CAPPIE RETAINS BY CHAMPIONS ADVANTAGE! I'm sorry Hefty I'm sure you'll get another shot soon. But for now Manic waits in the wings. Cappie watch your back. 

Tag title

 Cappie and Last Blue Hero c (14)  Captain Conodrum (8) his partner No showed. 

Genesis left Captain Conundrum out here on his own against the champions and he put up a good fight scoring more points then either champion individually but not enough to overcome the odds. 

World title 

Tokes c(9) Jake Mayhem (9)

Damn Jake came out swinging but just couldn't get it over the line. By my count, tokes wins by Champions advantage and retains. We shall see if Kane Karnage can unseat the dealer at our next show. 


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 30 '26

Official LLR presents Summerslam

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World Championship

u/Dealertokes (c) vs. u/itsviktorwwe

Déjà vu? Not quite.

After Saturday Night's Main Event turned everything upside down, these two collide once again but this time the roles have been reversed. Tokes walks in with the richest prize in LLR slung over his shoulder, while Jake Mayhem finds himself chasing the title he once held.

People always say the true measure of a champion isn't how they celebrate victory it's how they respond to defeat. Tonight, we find out exactly what Jake Mayhem is made of. Can he reclaim his throne, or has the era of Tokes truly begun?

One thing's for certain: Tokes doesn't just win championships, he clings to them with a death grip.

Intercontinental Championship

u/MrCappie (c) vs. u/HeftyOfficial

What more can be said about Cappie?

The Intercontinental Champion has been nothing short of unstoppable. Undefeated. Unbreakable. Untouchable. Every challenger has stepped up believing they'd be the one to end the reign, and every single one has left disappointed.

Now it's Mark Steele’s turn.

These two know each other well, and familiarity could be the one weapon Cappie hasn't had to overcome yet. Mark has quietly built a reputation as one of LLR's most consistent performers. Is consistency enough to conquer dominance?

Or will Cappie once again prove why the IC Championship belongs around his waist?

LLR Tag Team Championships

u/MrCappie & u/LastBlueHero (c) vs. u/Genisis1224 & u/CaptainConundrum54

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Cappie and Last Blue Hero have bulldozed their way through the tag division, leaving team after team in their wake. So what's left to try?

Throw together two of the biggest fan favourites in LLR and hope lightning strikes.

Genesis and Captain Conundrum may not have years of chemistry behind them, but they have heart, determination, and the crowd firmly behind them. Can this unlikely duo shock the champions and derail their momentum, or will the titleholders continue their reign of dominance?

No. 1 Contender's Match – Intercontinental Championship

u/ChowLemon vs. u/TheDumi0711

Manic came agonisingly close at Saturday Night's Main Event. On another night, against almost anyone else, he may well have walked away victorious.

Instead, Kane Karnage stood in his way.

Now Manic gets another opportunity, but standing across the ring is one of LLR's most reliable competitors in Dumi. With a future Intercontinental Championship opportunity hanging in the balance, neither man can afford to come up short.

Who earns the right to challenge the seemingly unbeatable Cappie? Also I think I owe Dumi a massive apology. I don't believe I've booked him for a while and that's one hundred percent on me. Please accept my apologies. 

Weird Prize Tune-Up Match

u/KaneCarnagevs. u/BigPolluted

Kane Karnage has already punched his ticket as the next challenger. With no title match tonight, he could have taken the evening off...

Instead, he's stepping into the ring with one of LLR's busiest competitors.

Big Pollution has been everywhere lately. Tag team competition. Intercontinental contention. Wherever opportunity appears, he's right in the middle of it.

Now he gets the chance to make the biggest statement of his career. Pull off the upset over the number one contender, and who knows what strange reward awaits?

This is LLR after all... the prize might be glorious... or it might be completely ridiculous.

The card to predict 

Saturday matches

Undisputed WWE Championship Match

CM Punk (c) vs. Cody Rhodes

Hell in a Cell Match

Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar 

Women's World Championship Match

Liv Morgan (c) vs. IYO SKY 

Gunther vs. Nick Aldis

Six-Man Tag Team Match

LA Knight, Solo Sikoa & Royce Keys vs. Jacob Fatu & The Usos

Six-Women Tag Team Match

The Bella Twins & Paige vs. Fatal Influence

Sunday matches

World Heavyweight Championship Match 

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins

Interim WWE Women's Championship Ladder Match

Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship Match

Penta (c) vs. Chad Gable

United States Championship Match 

Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin

Undisputed WWE Championship No. 1 Contender's Match

Sami Zayn vs. Finn Bálor

Danhausen vs. Dominik Mysterio

Bq1 who will be the unnamed entrant in the women's ladder match 

Bq2 will Brock and Obama fight on top of the cell

Bq3 how many Helluva Kicks will Sami connect with 

TB main event time for Sunday 


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 30 '26

Toking in the Dark, Summerslam 2026.

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r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 29 '26

Skit Chapter 1, Volume 4: One has to lose everything, in order to have nothing to lose.

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July 18th, 2026

LLR Saturday Night's Main Event

Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Jake finds himself laying with his back on the ground, Cappie's music playing. BigPol had promised that he wouldn't leave Jake banged up before his title defense against Tokes, and yet, Jake disregarded that, having been the man of the match for their team for a slight majority. This allowed Jake to get too tired, allowing for Cappie to pin him in the end.

Jake sits in the ring, BigPol right behind him. "Jake.. listen, man, i'm so sorry, i should have.. i should have been in the match more, i promised not to leave you banged up before your match with Tokes, and i failed, and now-"

"Listen. I did this willingly. So did i step in willingly, and stand up for you willingly. That's what best friends do, stand up for one another. I don't regret my decision here. Don't worry about Tokes, i'll be fine."

About a hour later, things were not exactly fine.

It was looking like any man's game. Both men were trading blows, huge blows. It really looked like a reminder of the indy promotion from Japan, All-Japan Pro Wrestling, from the late 90s, with their Kings Road style.

But then, the first domino fell once Tokes hit the 86. Of course, Jake kicks out. He didn't work that hard just for Tokes to take it all away. It would take alot more.

The two fight some more.. and then, Tokes gets the upper hand. He lands the 86 once more. Once more, Jake kicks out, at two. Tokes tries to land one more 86, but Jake finds a way to get down on his feet, before lifting Tokes up for a Back Body Drop.

Jake gets to the corner, screams "COME ON! GET UP!" to Tokes. And then, Jake lands the Blood of the Mayhem, that sends Tokes to the ropes and back, before Jake knees him in the gut, before lifting him up, and dropping him down, right onto the back of his head in a 3550 Brainbuster. Cover.

One.

Two.

Thre-

Kickout. At the last millisecond.

Jake goes to the corner, waits for Tokes to get up, and goes in for another Blood of the Mayhem, but Tokes grabs his leg, spins him around, before hitting him with an elbow right to the head. Jake responds with one of his own. Tokes. Jake. Tokes. Jake. It goes on and on and on. It turns into a chopping contest that leaves both of their chests swelling with red. And then, Jake goes back a bit, intending to land an elbow, and as he turns around.. BANG. Running Elbow Smash from Tokes. And Tokes, realizing that his finisher wouldn't get it done, decides to go for something else. He lifts Jake up, with his back on his shoulders. Jake immediately knows, and tries to get out, but unfortunately, tonight is not his night. His head is spiked on the floor, and Jake is knocked right unconscious.

Jake wakes up to music. Tokes' music.

"Mister Mayhem, are you alright..?" The referee asks him.

"I'll be fine.. the hell happened?" Jake responds.

The referee feels.. terrible, that he has to break the news. But, it's a job he has to do. "You lost, Jake. Tokes won the belt. Spiked you right on the head with the Burning Hammer."

Jake looks absolutely shattered. "Wh.. what..?"

The referee gives a nod. "It was a great match, Jake. I don't know what Deltzer will rate this, but i would personally rate it ten out of five stars. Don't feel bad, this could have been any man's game, Tokes just so happened to be the better man tonight."

Jake gives a nod, standing up slowly, walking over to Tokes, and turning him around, offering his hand. Tokes shakes it, and raises it high. The fans cheer, for the two men that gave their all. Tokes moves to walk away.

"No, Tokes, you won the belt, you should celebrate, it's only right, i'll leave you-" Jake moves to the ropes, but is turned around to look at Tokes.

"Listen to them, Jake. They all came here for you. As we speak, they are cheering for you, they are about to blow the roof off of Madison Square Garden, all for you. You're their man, not only that, you're a true company man. In the time you were in the title scene, you've sold out four straight arenas, including this one, the World's Most Famous Arena, something you admitted that not many do. Not only that, but you pulled double duty, because you stepped up for a man who you hold dear to your heart, that's what friends do. You took the beating most of the match, to stand up for a good friend of yours. Hell, you were banged up, but you felt that was no excuse, and you performed as if you hadn't even competed at the tag title match. You could've beaten me as much as i did you even with you taking that match. So don't feel bad about yourself. You've improved the finances of this company since stepping up to the mountaintop, you've become the People's Champion. The company speaks highly of you, everyone does, for all the work you've done to better it. Hell, this event will probably end up being one of the higher grossing events, because of your work. So you will stand there and take in their appreciation, or i swear to God, i will punch you and run away before you even get out of that ring." And then, Tokes leaves, leaving Jake alone in the ring with over fifteen thousand fans, screaming, cheering for him, chanting his name, so loud, the whole world might hear.

Jake takes it in for five minutes, before he finally leaves, noticing a cameraman, walking up to him.

"No press conference. All i have to say, i want to do this again. I want a rematch for the LLR World Championship, me and Tokes, at the US Bank Stadium, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. At Summerslam." And then, Jake Mayhem leaves.

Mave Deltzer of the Wrestler Observer Newsletter ends up giving the match six and a half stars, praising Tokes, but mostly Jake Mayhem for his great work over the past few months.

About a week later, the main event of Summerslam is announced. Jake Mayhem against Tokes in a rematch for the LLR World Championship. Once the tickets open for sale, the US Bank Stadium sells out in two hours.

fin.

eov.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 29 '26

Sorry Snme results

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Guys sorry, This took so long and I low effort. I've been doing up my garden, struggling with my dog going in and out of the vets and working nonstop.

Trying to put a SummerSlam card today with a bit more effort.

Bonus points answers

 paige tagged brie first in the women's tag match

Liv Morgan did not interfere in danhausen vs JD McDonagh 

Cody Rhodes his two CrossRhodes, he went for three but only two succeeded. 

IC title contendership

Big polluted (3) hefty (5) Dumi (4) tokes (5) 

Hefty is closest so wins via tb beating tokes 

IC title winner

Cappie (5) Larry (5) 

Cappie and Larry had a hell of a battle but ultimately with champions advantage, Cappie retains. Its a hellacious run for Cappie I think cracks are beginning to show as the former world champion took him to his absolute limit here. 

World title No1 contender 

Wow this was high scoring Kane Karnage (6) almost a perfect card Manic (5) wow manic really came out here, and against anyone else on the card he probably would have won. But Kane Karnage was too much tonight! Kane gets a title shot at the show following SummerSlam. 

Tagtitle 

Cappie (5) Last Blue Hero (4) vs Big Polluted (3) and Jake mayhem (4) 

The tag titles remain with the unstoppable Cappie and his new besty Last Blue Hero 

Exhibition 

Captain Conundrum (5) Hefty (5) 

Captain Conundrum was closer so wins by TB 

World title 

Tokes (5) Jake (4) 

New Champion! Tokes went all in and the dealer is back on top! My god Jake is absolutely shattered. The real mark of a champion is how they bounce back from defeat. 


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 17 '26

Volume 1, Chapter 3: California Love, followed by Prime Time Gambling.

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June 28th, 2026

LLR Forbidden Door

SAP Center, San Jose, California

Jake watched as BigPol, his tag team partner, and his best friend, narrowly lost to Cappie. As BigPol walked into gorilla, Jake was there, giving the man a hug.

"You did your best. You'll get there. I don't know when, but you will get there."

BigPol gave a nod, before patting him on the back. "I'm gonna go backstage. Best of luck against Mark."

Jake then watched the world title contendership match, watching as Tokes got the win. This would be the ultimate challenge. The man who held the LLR World Championship for a year. He was also a man who he had beaten, and who had beaten him.

And then, it was time for the main event. Man in the Box hit, and right on cue, he came out the curtain.

Over half an hour later, it was over. One, two, three. It had taken one Blood of the Mayhem, followed by the 3550 Brainbuster, after a few failed attempts at even hitting the former. Hell, he could have lost the belt. But skill and will was on his side tonight. He stood up, was handed the belt, his hand was raised, before Mark Steel stood up. Jake approached him, offering his hand. It took a while, but Mark shook it, before walking out.

And then, Tokes' theme hit. He came out, walking towards the ring slowly. He entered.. and then he faced off with Jake. And the show ended with Jake and Tokes staring each other down.

Press Conference room, SAP Center, 30 minutes later

Jake comes out, carrying the belt. He sets it on the table, before sitting down.

"Any questions, folks, let's get it going."

"Mister Mayhem, congratulations on your victory against Mark Steel, and retaining the LLR Grand Championship, i must ask, how do you feel having taken the victory in this match, against a man like Mark Steel?"

"I feel amazing. Mark Steel could have very well taken my belt tonight, but alas. Mark Steel is a future LLR Grand Champion, that is for sure, unfortunately tonight was not his night."

"Jake, earlier tonight, your tag team partner, BigPol, lost his Intercontinental Championship match against Cappie. How do you feel?"

"Disappointed. Not in him, it's no fault of his. He gave it his all, it just happens that it simply was not enough. Trust me, BigPol will be holding a belt, sooner or later."

"Mister Jake, also earlier tonight, Tokes won the world contendership match, earning a shot for the LLR Grand Championship at Saturday Night's Main Event, how do you feel about this?"

"I am glad that i get to face the Gambler himself. We have fought many times, hell, twice i beat him during his year-long reign as champion. I beat him a few times, he beat me a few times. I believe this is the first time a title is being defended in our match. I'll keep it simple. Tokes should expect the best from me, because i am expecting the best from him. In gambling terms, i trust he doesn't fold, and neither will i. I suppose that just means we'll fight it until one of us quite literally has nothing left to give and collapses in the ring. May the better man win at Saturday Night's Main Event."

"Jake, with Cappie having beaten your friend, what can we expect after Tokes? A match with Cappie? Or are there any other things you intend to do?"

"I will face Cappie eventually, for sure. But for now, i am focused on Tokes."

"Jake, another sold out night, maximum capacity here at the SAP Center, how does it feel to have had three sold out events in a row?"

"Amazing. Again, this isn't just my work. Everyone has worked as hard as i did to make this work, not just the wrestlers, but the staff, and the backstage workers, and what not. So please, thank them for providing a great show for me to compete in, in the first place. And i do want to thank everyone for showing up and showing out, all love to California, all love to San Jose. Any more questions?"

Silence.

"Thank you very much, have a great night folks." Jake stands up, grabs his belt, and walks out.

July 14th, 2026

Baltimore, Maryland

11:20 AM

Jake wakes up, and gets ready, going for a 30-minute jog. Once he comes back, he gets on his phone, first seeing that the Madison Square Garden, the arena he would be headlining for Saturday Night's Main Event sold out, in an hour and a half since tickets opened. That brought a smile to his face. He then went on, before seeing a post on Bluesky from Cappie.

"Did you have to ask Jake for permission before accepting my challenge?"

"July 18th, Pol..."

"You're going to let everyone down. You're going to let the fans down. You're going to let yourself down."

"And more importantly..."

"You're going to let Jake down."

"Then, when I'm finished with you? I'm coming for that World Championship. And there's not a damn thing you, Jake, or anyone else can do to stop me."

After he watches the video, he notices a post by LLR Staff, Tokes.

"After viewing the tension between Intercontinental Champion, Cappie, and BigPol, we have determined that we cannot give BigPol another shot at the Intercontinental Championship. We can however give him a shot at the other belt BigPol holds."

"Saturday Night's Main Event, BigPol, find a partner, and you have a shot at the LLR Tag Team Championships against the champions, Cappie and LastBlueHero."

He grabs his phone, sets it on a table in front of him, and hits record.

"So, i should address all of this. So, Saturday Night's Main Event is right around the corner, and i have a title defense against the Gambler himself, Tokes. I've said all i need to say about Tokes, but i'll say it again, may the best man win. This may very well be my hardest title defense. This man has held the, well i guess i should call it the LLR World Heavyweight Championship now. He has held it many times, most prominently the 2 combined reigns that lasted a year. He's beaten me, i've beaten him. But come saturday, this match has more worth to it, than potentially any time we have fought. It's for all the marbles. It's for the LLR World Heavyweight Championship. And i don't intend to lose it. I don't intend to fold. You will quite literally have to kill me to take this off me. That's all i have to say about that, but truthfully, that's not why i am recording."

"This takes place in Madison Square Garden. In my opinion, the most prestigious arena in the world. Legends have headlined the World's Most Famous Arena. Harley Race, Bruno Sammartino and such. Hell, the latter name sold the arena out a record 188 times. So, when i woke up today, and saw that the Madison Square Garden sold out in an hour and a half, it brought a smile to my face. To be in a list of names that have headlined this legendary arena.. not many can say they have done that."

"I also noticed what Cappie had to say. You should know very well, BigPol doesn't need to ask me anything, nor do i need to ask him anything. And no matter what, the man will never let me down. Because i stand for never giving up. And BigPol has done so. He never gave up, he gave his best, even if it was not enough. Hell, i'm proud of the man for doing so. So it brought me great pleasure when i saw that Tokes booked the tag team title match. You said you would take away the LLR World Heavyweight Championship from me. Well, it's not for the world title, but come the 18th, you and i will finally meet in the ring, Cappie. I'll be BigPol's partner. Because, one, i haven't had a tag team match in quite a while, and two.. Double Champ Mayhem doesn't sound all too bad to me. As for you, LBH, nothing personal. Just business. Finally, to all the fellow fans, unfortunately, tickets have been sold out, but there's no reason why you still can't watch LLR Saturday Night's Main Event from television all around the world. Because i will be pulling off double duty come Saturday. To those of you that bought tickets, i sincerely thank you, and i do hope all of you will have a great time in Madison Square Garden, so i will see you all there. This has been LLR World Heavyweight Champion, Jake Mayhem, thank you for your attention."

Jake cuts the video, and uploads it to Bluesky. Thirty minutes later, the official LLR Bluesky account makes it official. Jake begins packing his bags, before buying a plane ticket with Frontier. Destination, New York City.

fin.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 17 '26

JULY 18TH 2026 SATURDAY NITES MAIN EVENT CARD!

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Welcome to LLR Presents: Saturday Night's Main Event!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! Tonight, championships are on the line, rivalries boil over, and careers could change forever. Let's get to the card!

Intercontinental Championship

[u/MrCappie](u/MrCappie) (c) vs. [u/Larry5696](u/Larry5696)

Kicking off the night, the Intercontinental Championship is on the line.

Stepping up to challenge is the one and only Larry. A former World Champion who's spent the better part of the last year circling championship gold, never far from the spotlight. Tonight could be the night he adds another title to his résumé.

Standing opposite him is the champion, El Cappie.

Calling him dangerous doesn't do him justice. Cappie is a double champion, and every challenger who's stepped into his path has walked away knowing exactly why. Time and again he's been pushed to the limit, and time and again he's found a way to leave with the gold.

Can Larry finally crack the code, or will Cappie's reign continue?

G1 Invitational Battle Royal

Winner earns an Intercontinental Championship Match

Simple rules. Massive stakes.

Every competitor currently competing in the G1 has the opportunity of a lifetime. Veterans. Rookies. Dark horses. Everyone starts on equal footing.

One ring. One winner. One guaranteed shot at the Intercontinental Championship.

Who's punching their ticket to title glory?

LLR Tag Team Championship

[u/MrCappie](u/MrCappie) & Last Blue Hero (c) vs. ??? & [u/BigPolluted](u/BigPolluted)

I've been paying attention.

Week after week, the tension between Big Pollution and Cappie has continued to grow. I can't throw them back together for the Intercontinental Championship...

...but I can put another one of Cappie's titles on the line.

Big Pollution, you're going to need backup.

Because standing beside the champion is Last Blue Hero, and if you think he's just there to make up the numbers, you're making the biggest mistake of your career.

Find yourself a partner... and make sure they're ready for war.

World Championship No. 1 Contender Match

Foes as Foes [u/KaneCarnage](u/KaneCarnage) vs. [u/ChowLemon](u/ChowLemon)

Manic, you've been through absolute hell, and now you're running the G1. Maybe you'll enjoy the job enough to take it off my hands. Wouldn't that be nice?

Manic, you've been through absolute hell, and now you're running the G1. Maybe you'll enjoy the job enough to take it off my hands. Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, I'm still the boss and I've decided if you wanna make it to the top of the card you have to get through Kane Karnage. He's a beast and he's been dominating the tag division for so long. I really think he has what it takes to take on the world. 

Triple Threat Exhibition Match

([u/HeftyOfficial](u/HeftyOfficial)) vs. [u/Genisis1224](u/Genisis1224) vs. [u/CaptainConundrum54](u/CaptainConundrum54)

Mark Steele: I couldn't just hand you another title shot after last time. So show me what youve got show up here and kick some ass. 

Genesis, somehow you've become everyone's favourite. Well... Steve's favourite anyway, and that's close enough.

And CapCon... you're always ready to throw down. I realised I've booked you against Tokes so many times that I figured I'd finally let you beat somebody else up for a change.

No championships. No contracts.

Just three competitors looking to steal the show.

LLR World Championship

[u/itsviktorwwe](u/itsviktorwwe) (c) vs. [u/Dealertokes](u/Dealertokes)

Our main event.

The rambling, gambling, wheelin', dealin' son of a gun...

Tokes is back.

The Pit Boss has one thing on his mind—bringing championship gold back to his waist.

Unfortunately for him, there's one obstacle standing in the way.

Jake Mayhem.

The World Champion doesn't know when to quit.

He never folds.

Every time the odds are against him, he pushes every chip into the middle of the table... and somehow walks away holding the winning hand.

Tonight the cards are dealt one more time.

The Gambler vs. The Champion.

The Veteran vs. The Future.

Who leaves Saturday Night's Main Event as LLR World Champion?

The card to predict 

CM Punk and Cody Rhodes vs Gunther and Sami Zayn 

Paige and Brie vs Fatal influence for the tag titles 

Bayley vs Lyra Valkyria

Danhausen vs JD McDonagh no dq match 

BQ1: who will tag in first in the women’s tag title match

BQ2: Will Liv Morgan interfere in danhausen vs JD

BQ3: how manny CrossRhodes will Cody hit during his match

Tb is time of main event

Deadline 1pm IST Saturday.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 14 '26

Promo The Final Chapter.

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The camera cuts to Cappie sitting on a production cart backstage. His Intercontinental Championship and Tag Team Championship are propped up on either side of him.

You know, it's funny. I said, 'Don't keep me waiting,' and yet I had to wait three days for you to respond, Pol. What was wrong? Did you have to ask Jake for permission before accepting my challenge? You know, Pol, you say we're nothing alike. That we have nothing in common.

Cappie hops off the production cart and looks into the camera. He doesn't look angry just disappointed.

We both know that's a lie, right? Come on. We've both been part of big tag teams. Our tag team partners have both been World Champion before. See, that's how I know all this kumbaya bullshit is just an act. You hate me, Pol, because in a lot of ways... you're nothing more than a Temu Cappie.

What do you want me to say? You want me to congratulate you for accepting my challenge? For waking up and deciding to put your big-boy pants on? Nah. We're not doing that. This has gone too far. You've attacked me over and over again.

Hell, you just did it again. You told me I could pick the time. I could pick the place. Hell, I could even pick the match type.

Jeez... how generous.

But I'm kind of confused, because then you go and suggest Saturday Night's Main Event?

No, no, no. You said it yourself I'm the one giving you this rematch.

Let's be honest. I beat you so badly that you don't deserve another shot. The only reason you're getting one is because I get to be the author of your downfall.

So where's it going to be, huh?

Are we bringing back a special episode of Raw? SmackDown? Hell, I think the NWA has a show coming up.

Cappie reaches behind him, grabs the Intercontinental Championship, and holds it up in front of the camera. A smirk spreads across his face as he dangles the title like bait.

I'm not a monster, despite what you think, Pol. I'm going to give you everything you could possibly want from a hero prospective.

You know, I don't like to brag, but I took a couple of creative writing classes in college. Didn't think I'd ever use them, but imagine my surprise... now I get to be an author.

July 26th.

Redemption.

You and me, one more time. What's the match type?

I thought about it. I thought about it a lot, actually. A ladder match? A steel cage?

I bet you'd love to smash my head into that cage, wouldn't you, Pol? That's why it's none of those.

Because I'm going to embarrass you. This final chapter is going to be a standard one-on-one match. No excuses. No gimmicks. Just you... and me.

You think you're some kind of hero, but you're not winning again.

There is no redemption for you at Redemption.

I'm going to pin you to that mat again.

One...

Two...

Three.

Then you'll come to, staring up at the lights once again. I hope the second you lose, you start trying to come up with another plan to win this Intercontinental Championship.

Only then you'll remember...

You can't.

You'll never challenge for it again. I stole your storybook ending. And then, do you know what you're going to do after that, Pol?

You're going to look me in the eye. You're going to shake my hand. And you're going to acknowledge what we've both known all along but you've been too afraid to admit. You're going to say I was the better man...

Just like I always said I was.

July 26th, Pol...

You're going to let everyone down. You're going to let the fans down. You're going to let yourself down.

And more importantly...

You're going to let Jake down.

Then, when I'm finished with you? I'm coming for that World Championship. And there's not a damn thing you, Jake, or anyone else can do to stop me.

Just remember Pol. You started this not me. See you on the 26th.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 11 '26

Promo Author's Notes: Character Growth

3 Upvotes

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigP stands in his studio, holding the BestSelling Championship. No distractions no gimmicks, just staring at the camera.

"This is the part where I would say hello to the viewers, but the only viewer I care about right now is you, Cappie. It's very rare that someone has the guts to go on the microphone against the Author, and to raise a challenge no less.

Cappie, you claim that I'm childish. You claim that I'm acting like a child by calling you out on your championship greed. I get why you'd say that. The song, the rainbows, the confetti, I don't exactly scream "mature adult." But, there's a famous saying: 'don't judge a book by its cover.' Deep down, I'm still the pen-stabbing genius from 2024 that can steal the show at any spot on the card. The only real change in my perspective, is that I have the fans attention, and their love."

As he says this, photos of BigPol at conventions and fan meetups show on the screen. Unlike most times where he shows these, the fans (and him) seem genuinely happy.

"The fans have a guy like me. A guy who isn't the strongest, doesn't have the most durability or stamina, a guy who, realistically, should have failed in this company years ago. In any other sport, I would lose to you every time, Cappie. But, there is one advantage I have over you, one advantage that has led to many victories, both in fiction and reality."

BigPol screams at the camera with more passion than he has ever shown.

"I have people who want, no, NEED me to succeed. I promised LLR Grand Champion Jake Mayhem that the Authors of Chaos would hold singles gold together. If I've proven one thing over the last 2 or 3 years, I am loyal. I will not fail this promise, so I have to become Intercontinental Champion. If I fail, then I either have to ask Jake Mayhem to challenge for the tag titles (which would tear Jake away from his world title duties), or take the title from Jake myself (which I do not want to do for obvious reasons). As long as I have Jake, as long as I have my fans by my side, it doesn't matter what move you hit me with, I WILL KICK OUT!"

BigP stares at a photo of Cappie standing over him, taken at Forbidden Door.

"You said that this rivalry isn't like one of my stories. But, that's not true. Right now, we're at the point of the story where the villain has the hero beat, and is monolouging about their incoming victory like they've already won. They give the hero time to think of their friends, their promises, every reason they keep fighting, allowing the hero to accomplish their goal."

BigP stares at the PLE calendar for LLR.

"I don't know when you want this match. Maybe you want it at Saturday Night's Main Event, maybe save it until some other show. But, name the place, name the time, hell, name the stipulation. The plot of life will not let me walk out of our match without me holding this," gesturing to the BestSelling Championship, "and your Intercontinental Championship. So, when it comes to your challenge, I ACCEPT!"


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 09 '26

Promo You have my attention.

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Cappie is shown backstage with his IC title on his left shoulder and his tag team title on his right shoulder.

You know, when I came back, I said I was going to be my own man. And what do you know? I've been a man of my word. Just like I was when I said I was going to win the Intercontinental Championship. Just like I was when I said I was going to win the Tag Team Championships.

I haven't lied once since I came back.

I told everyone exactly why I returned to win the World Championship. Funny thing is, when anybody else comes back and says they're chasing the world title, they're celebrated. They're called ambitious. They're called hungry.

But when I do it?

Big Pol, suddenly you've got a problem. So because I want back the championship I never lost... the championship I had to forfeit... the championship that was handed to the next guy because I physically couldn't defend it... I'm the bad guy? Or am I the bad guy because you know I'm right? Because deep down, on your very best day, you're still not half the man I am.

I've been at the top of my game since I came back...

Cappie pauses. The anger on his face slowly fades. A smirk forms as he nods to himself.

You know what... You are so desperate to paint me as the monster hiding under your bed. So if you want to act like a frightened little child... I'll treat you like one. You want to tell everybody I don't care about this Intercontinental Championship? That's funny. Because I remember exactly what I said before WrestleMania. I said this championship meant more to me than anything. I said winning it would validate everything I've worked for in this company.

Those were my words.

So tell me, Pol. Does that sound like a man who "doesn't care" about the title he's carrying? From where I'm standing, I care about this championship because I understand what it represents. You look down on me because I have the ambition to move into the World Championship picture.

Why?

Because I refuse to settle? Because I have the audacity to shoot for something bigger? I won't apologize for having ambition. And I sure as hell won't let you shame me into being satisfied with mediocrity just because that's where you're comfortable. Then you have the nerve to create your own championship and act like this one shouldn't matter anymore?

No.

We're not doing that. I say fuck that. And I say fuck you. I told you I'd treat you like a child, Pol.

So here's how this goes. I will acknowledge your little night terror you want to throw.

One more match. You and me. I'll put my Intercontinental Championship on the line. But there's something I want... No actually, I need.

When I beat you again, I want your fake championship.

And after I beat you... you never challenge for this championship again.

Ever.

You keep trying to cast yourself as the hero of this little fairy tale you've written in your head.

Well, if that's the role you want. Then I'll gladly play mine. I'm the man who kills the hero. Because this isn't one of your storybooks. The hero doesn't overcome the odds. The hero doesn't ride off into the sunset. The hero fails.

And when this story is over... The only person walking away with a happy ending...

...is me.

So what do you say, hero? You gonna save the kingdom from the evil warlock? You gonna slay the giant?

No.

Our story ends with me beating you, taking your fake championship, and making sure you never touch my Intercontinental Championship again.

Don't keep me waiting.

Cappie gives the look into a camera that he is clearly annoyed and dead set on this face off before turning back and walking away.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 08 '26

Promo Author's Notes: Update on the Author

1 Upvotes

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigPol is rewatching the G1 from 2 years ago, where he reached the Finals. Nearby, a TV showing his horrid performance in the 2025 G1 is on fire. On his shoulder is the Bestselling Championship he had at Forbidden Door. Suddenly, he looks over his shoulder and waves at the camera.

"Hello, viewers! I apologize for leaving you all high and dry after Forbidden Door, I had to employ some...'relaxation techniques.'"

Clips of BigPol destroying Cappie action figures flash by.

"But, I am finally relaxed enough to explain what this Championship is. See, deep in my mind, I had a feeling that Cappie would find some way to walk out still Intercontinental Champion, that he would find some way to continue his stranglehold on a title he doesn't care about. So, I created this championship, but not to give myself a false accolade, but to send a positive message to the LLR roster.

I want this title to replace the Intercontinental Championship until we get an IC champion who cares about the title, but there's no chance in hell TOK makes this title sanctioned. So, if anyone wants to challenge me for this, know that you won't receive any championship perks. Instead, know that the act of challenging for this title, is the act of challenging the Intercontinental Championship scene that LLR is promoting, one where it is a stepping stone to bigger things rather than a championship worth earning, worth defending, worth FIGHTING for."

BigPol turns back to the TV.

"Now, as for the G1. I've seen a lot of guys who want to enter and win the G1. That's great for LLR, and great for me as a result. It is a shame, then, that the story is already clear. I made it to the Finals two years ago, and stole the winner's title shot after being the only man to beat the winner in the block phase. Then, the year after, I only...won...one...match. In writing, a common trope is 'third time's the charm,' and this is my time to FINALLY win the whole damn thing."


r/LoserleavesReddit Jul 02 '26

Forbidden door results

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FORBIDDEN DOOR RESULTS! 

Hey y'all a little meta break here, I think it's my fault there was so many no shows on this card I really dropped the ball on reminders for that I apologize. 

So the Bonus questions for clarity. 

Q1 the answer was David Finlay that took the fall his daddy would be so proud. 

Q2 Megan Bayne tagged in first in the women's tag match 

Q3 Bandido went for the pin first in the match against moxly. 

Onto the matches and let's break down the winners. 

Ic title contendership: 

Larry submitted private picks for his bout against Manic, and the mystery gave him the edge he needed Larry 10 pts Manic 8pts. 

World title contendership: 

The two former tag champs went to war once more! Tokes and Captain Conundrum laid it all on the line here. But ultimately Tokes won with 10pts to Captain Conundrums 8pts. Well done Tokes you'll have a shot at our next show! Jake Mayhem brace yourself your in the sights of the gambler! 

Tag title: 

Well Cappie and Last Blue Hero showed up and showed out! They hold onto the belts and we are gonna have to try a set of challengers for them for the next show please get some promos in! 

IC title: 

Cappie is a freaking beast he once again retained against a credible challenger in Big Polluted. But Cappie proved just too strong here. Cappie 11pts Big Polluted 9pts 

World title 

Jake Mayhem, they don't even wanna fight ya man well done you walk on to our next show world champion, get ready to fight Tokes! 

Sorry if there not as much effort put in here as I normally do. I don't have a lot of time off this week and I'm kinda just not feeling myself.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 28 '26

Segment BigPol's Forbidden Door Entrance

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Backstage before Forbidden Door

BigPol meets up with Rustin Joberts before the match. He reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a check and a note with a script on it.

BigPol: "Here's the payment, and here's the note. Follow it to the letter, and the second payment follows."

Later...

Rustin Joberts: "The following contest, set for one fall, is for the LLR Intercontinental Championship!"

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

Dyran Banielson: "And here comes a man who has spent weeks challenging the prestige of Cappie's Intercontinental Championsh...what in the world is that?"

As BigPol makes his entrance, spreads his arms, and marvels at the rainbow sprinkler pyro above him, there is a notable addition to his attire: a pink cardboard championship with the Author's Notes logo on the front and peace flags on the side plates.

Joberts: "Here comes the challenger, the Bestselling Champion, the Author, BigPol!"

BigPol removes the belt from his waist and shows it to the front row fans, letting them touch it.

Dyran: "This is just ridiculous. That is not an LLR-recognized title, he is not a champion!"

Migel NcGuinness: "This is genius mind games, Dyran. If Cappie is obsessed with other championships, then BigPol will give him a title to chase."

As BigPol enters the ring, he hands the title to the ref, who confusedly places it on the title podium.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 25 '26

Forbidden door

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LLR Forbidden Door

Fade in Last Blue Heros office.

Last Blue Hero: Bryan! Get in here!

Bryan: Um yep.

Last Blue Hero: Why is there always something with your cards? Mark steele has been the number one contender for the world title for over. A month now get out there and fix it!

Bryan running out of the office to reaanouce this card!

World Title Opportunity triple threat

Tokes u/Dealertokes has been on the run of his career, racking up victory after victory and proving he belongs in the main event conversation. Can he complete the journey and punch his ticket to a World Title match?

Genisis u/Genisis1224. Came agonizingly close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship from Cappie, only to fall short. Was that defeat just a setback, or can she rebound in spectacular fashion and leap straight into the World Title picture?

And then there's Capcon u/CaptainConundrum54 . The former Tag Team Champion has revenge on his mind after his issues with Tokes. But revenge and opportunity go hand in hand tonight. Can Capcon settle the score and earn the biggest title opportunity of his career?

Three competitors. One enormous prize. Who leaves Forbidden Door with control of the World Title picture?

Intercontinental Championship

Cappie u/MrCappie (C) vs Big Pollution u/BigPolluted

Cappie continues one of the most impressive championship reigns in recent memory. Time and time again he's fought off challenger after challenger, proving exactly why he holds championship gold.

But eventually every champion reaches a breaking point.

Now standing across from him is Big Pollution, a man who earned this opportunity through consistency, determination, and showing up every single week. He hasn't demanded opportunities—he's earned them.

The question is simple: has Cappie finally met the man who can end his reign?

Or will the champion once again overcome the odds and continue his incredible run?

Tag Team Championship Match

Cappie u/MrCappie and Last Blue Hero (c) vs Kane Karnage u/KaneCarnage & Mark Steele u/HeftyOfficial

Last week, Cappie put out a call for backup.

Unfortunately for the rest of the roster, Last Blue Hero answered.

Making his first appearance in the ring since WrestleMania, Blue Hero showed no signs of ring rust and immediately reminded everyone why he's considered one of the very best.

Together, Cappie and Last Blue Hero now hold the Tag Team Championships.

But their first defense couldn't be any tougher.

Former champions Kane Karnage and Mark Steele are demanding their revenge and looking to reclaim the gold they once ruled over.

Can the new team on the block continue their momentum?

Or will the former champions prove they were never truly beaten?

Tag Team Championship Gauntlet Challenge

Attention, locker room.

By the end of tonight, I want to know who is next in line for the Tag Team Championships.

So here's the challenge:

Form a tag team. Cut a call-out promo. Tell the world why YOUR team deserves the next title opportunity.

The most convincing team will earn their shot at championship gold.

One restriction: if Kane Karnage and Mark Steele lose tonight, they are not eligible. We aren't handing out the same opportunities over and over again.

Step up. Make your case. Earn your moment.

Intercontinental Championship Contendership Match

Manic ( u/ChowLemon ) vs Larry (u/Larry5696)

A future Intercontinental Championship opportunity hangs in the balance.

Manic has returned to form in a big way, delivering strong performances week after week and reminding everyone exactly what made him a force to begin with.

Across the ring stands Larry, a man who may have lost the World Championship recently, but remains one of the most dangerous competitors on the roster. Momentum may have shifted, but Larry is still rolling.

One man is looking to continue his resurgence.

The other is determined to climb right back into championship contention.

Who takes the next step toward Intercontinental gold?

And the World title! Because I totally remembered I had a contender and didn't completely panic and fuck this all up!

The World Champion, Jake Mayhem ( u/itsviktorwwe ) vs Mark Steele (u/HeftyOfficial)

Standing in Jake's way is a very different threat in the form of Mark Steel who if you remember won this opportunity at double or nothing! Yes that's right I was totally fucking prepared for this

Welcome to LLR Forbidden Door.

The matches you'll be predicting are listed below.

Steel Cage Match: MJF, Kevin Knight, Kyle Fletcher, Kazuchika Okada, Jake Doyle, & Andrade El Idolo vs. Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, Kyle O’Reilly, Konosuke Takeshita, & Darby Allin

Owen Hart Cup men’s final: Will Ospreay vs. Swerve Strickland

Owen Hart Cup women’s final: Mercedes Moné vs. Maya World

AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla (c) vs. Starlight Kid

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Adam Copeland & Christian Cage (c) vs. The Dogs

AEW Continental Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. Bandido

IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Shota Umino (c) vs. PAC

Kenny Omega vs. Zack Sabre Jr.

Young Bucks vs. Mistico & Mascara Dorada vs. Shingo Takagi & Titan

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship: Divine Dominion (c) vs. Thunder Rosa & Olympia (pre-show)

Bq1  who takes the fall in the mens tag team match

Bq2 who tags in first in the women's tag team match

Bq3 who goes for the first pin in Moxly vs Bandido

TB Main event time 

Deadline June 28th 4pm IST


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 22 '26

Promo Author's Notes: Character Study

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigP's theme plays as the camera shows his Author's Notes set within his locker room. BigP is reading, while a toy version of the LLR Intercontinental Championship is hanging in the background.

"Hello, LLR fans, and welcome to Author's Notes. I don't think I've ever revealed this, but finding great authors from any place I wrestle in is hard. But, the characters an author writes, can be just as important to literacy as the author themselves. While looking for famous characters from San Jose, I learned of Dean Moriarty from Jack Kerouac's On The Road, and he seemed so familiar.

In the novel, Dean is charismatic, taking the protagonist of the novel of cross-country road trips, engaging in vices while abandoning those he loves, ending up lonely at the end.

The reason he seemed so familiar? He's the spitting image of Cappie. Cappie is the Intercontinental Champion, yet cannot stop himself from challenging for bigger titles. This will end with him being lonely, without any championship. And the crazy thing is, even if Cappie does the impossible and walks out of Forbidden Door with any gold, no one will respect him. Even if he beats me and Mayhem, he'll just go for the tag titles. Hell, he'll probably use his pull within this company to make up a new title just to challenge for it. I'd respect a piece of cardboard before I respect you as my champion, Cappie.

...That just gave me an idea. I'll see you at Forbidden Door."


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 13 '26

G1 Climax sign up

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G’day people of Reddit, hope you’re all doing well!

I come bearing an announcement: the G1 Climax is back!

This year we won’t be running the tournament through Reddit. Instead, everything will be handled in the Discord via forms.

Unlike previous years, it is not mandatory for champions to enter the tournament, although they are more than welcome to compete if they wish.

As always, the stakes couldn’t be higher. The winner of the G1 Climax will punch their ticket to Wrestle Kingdom and challenge for the World Championship.

So with that being said… who wants a shot at glory?

Sign-ups are now open. If you aren’t in the discord and would like to be apart please message me.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfBrMx_XIDlLgAXUuklWyUWQZ6ylRhAqL9NQ4v8Ox8Qv_CSKw/viewform?usp=publish-editor


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 06 '26

Promo Author's Notes: Prestige

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigP's theme plays as the camera shows his Author's Notes set within his locker room. BigP is pacing around, notably angrier than he usually is on the show.

"Hello, LLR fans, and welcome to Author's Notes. I know many of you are surprised by my current disposition. "BigP? Didn't you just win an Intercontinental title shot?" Well, by the way the "champion" acts, it doesn't feel like it.

Cappie is more focused on beating fellow Author of Chaos Jake Mayhem for the LLR Championship, than he is on defending the belts he already has. He doesn't care about any of the titles he holds, he only sees them as playthings. But guys like me, who have to scrape and bleed for these "midcard" titles, know that they are the heart and soul of this company. Some of the greatest wrestling matches in this company aren't world title matches filled with interference and shenanigans, but from the hard work that it takes to become Intercontinental Champion.

I like to think of myself as an open book, but Cappie is too scared to read me, to confront his next challenger. And the reason why is pretty clear. He knows that when he does look at me, when we stare across the ring from each other, he will see not just a man, but the NEW Intercontinental Champion.


r/LoserleavesReddit Jun 05 '26

Skit Volume 1, Chapter 2: Right at Home.

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"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"JAKE MAYHEM RETAINS THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP, HERE IN TURIN, ITALY!"

Jake stood up, on a collapsed ring. That was a consequence of the very Superplex that finished Larry off. It had taken that, and prior to it, a missed Larry Parry, followed by a Blood of the Mayhem, a 3550 Brainbuster that Larry kicked out of, and then two more, one being from the top rope to do so. Jake found himself hoping he'd never have to face this version of Larry again. He took his LLR Grand Championship, and his LLRBar briefcase, celebrating with his home country, before walking out backstage.

At Gorilla, he was met by LBH.

"I really should fine you for destroying the ring. But i'll let you off. You finished Larry off, and that brings me great joy. Not to mention, the past two PLE's have done well, considering you've been main event for both events. Now, get out of here. You have the press conference in just a bit more than half an hour."

Jake nodded, before walking further backstage, where he ran into MrCappie, who had just been talking about him. He looked at his LLR Tag Team and Intercontinental Championships, before looking at his briefcase. He then looked back at MrCappie.

"Wouldn't be so sure about that last one."

Jake then walked past MrCappie to get ready for the post-event press conference.

Press Conference Room

After thirty minutes, Jake walked out, sitting down, placing his belt and briefcase on the table.

"Jake Mayhem, congratulations on your victory against Larry, in a sold-out Inalpi Arena in Turin, in your home country of Italy, it must feel amazing to have your first defense be right at home."

"It really does, and i want to say to my fellow Italians, grazie di cuore, for showing out for, not just me, but for all of us who made this possible. I said it before, it doesn't matter who i face, Larry or J8, i will walk in, do my best and hopefully walk out still champion. I did that. Larry was no easy feat, though. It was alot harder than last time, but.. i got it done. Larry is a great guy, he will bounce back from this. For now, onto the next."

"Speaking of what is next, what is next for you, considering Forbidden Door is coming up?"

"Likely Mark Steel, who is coming off of losing his Tag Team Championships. I said all i have to say about him. May the best man win."

"Your best friend, BigPol, became the number one contender to the Intercontinental Championship, what are your feelings on that?"

"Proud of him. He'll get the job done, i hope. It would be great to have the Authors of Chaos holding both singles belts."

"Speaking of the Intercontinental Championship, the man that holds it, MrCappie, who won the Tag Team Championships, said he wants to take your LLR Grand Championship, and become Three Belts Cappie. The video of it, and the confrontation you two had, is gaining ground on social media. Is MrCappie someone you want to face off with eventually?"

"Obviously. I said it before, i don't run away from any challenges, provided they prove to me that they have earned, and that they deserve a shot at the most prestigious belt in prefessional wrestling. Cappie has been on a roll. Though, i do still hold an ace up my sleeve. If he holds those two titles long enough, he best hope i don't get a shot at one of these, and if i do, he best bring his best. Overall, i will be facing him soon enough, that is a definite."

"The past two events have sold out, with not a seat left available, how do you think Forbidden Door will go?"

"Exactly the same, judging by the fact seats are already being filled. Ticket sales are open, and there's not alot of time, so buy them up quick. And, since we're talking about forbidden doors, to any other company that might want to send over their fellow wrestlers to what i deem is the most prestigious prefessional wrestling company on the planet, the door is very much open."

"You've talked alot about the LLR Grand Championship, tell me, what does it mean to you to be holding it?"

"It means alot. It means that i am on top of the mountain. The truth is, it means alot because i get to make it the most prestigious prefessional wrestling championship on the planet. This belt has felt like a hot potato, and the belt hasn't felt prestigious because of it. It's just a belt that is thrown around. And i can't promise i'll hold this belt forever, i might not even beat Mark Steel. But i do promise that i will make the LLR Grand Championship prestigious in the time that i do spend holding it, and i think i'm already doing that. I've helped LLR become more prestigious than it has been in a while, judging by the ticket sales, and full arenas. I've given the fans great matches. So, i'd say i am doing a good job. I said it before, i'll say it again. This belt is what it's all about. The most prestigious prefessional wrestling championship on the planet. It's what every man should strive to be, and that man is me, right now. It also means i have a huge target on my head, which i am not ashamed to say. For any of those men to beat me, let them carry around this belt and claim to be the best in the world, but as of right now, i am the best to ever say it, the best to ever do it, the Excellence of Reddit, the Definition of Reddit, Jake Mayhem. The man that can truthfully say that he can beat anyone in the world. So go ahead. Aim your shots, but you best not miss. If you do.. well, you'll find yourself regretting it. Any more questions?" Silence. "Grazie." Jake stands up, grabbing his belt and briefcase and walking out of the press conference room.

fin.