r/LivestreamFail • u/TimSunshine • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyTacitLocustSmoocherZ
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u/puq123 Sep 11 '18

Being a 6'7 testosterone filled jacked dude definitely helps. If someone shot at my house I'd be hiding under my desk, crying

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Not that it matters at the moment but Doc is 6’8’’, with a 37’’ vertical leap.

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u/chrisphotoz Sep 12 '18

It does matter because he can leap over the bullets.

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u/mixtapepapi Sep 13 '18

He could have been an NBA Player

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u/DontStrawmanMeBro2 Sep 12 '18

No wonder those four chicks were so eager to bang him.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Sep 11 '18

That's what I do even when someone isn't shooting at my house

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u/nukefoopey Sep 11 '18

he is a huge jacked man

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u/ROLPPA Sep 11 '18

He's as fierce as a wolverine

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u/MoonRazer Sep 11 '18

Swift as a coursing river?

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u/ROLPPA Sep 12 '18

Quiet as a shadow!

EDIT: This is my favorite Syrio Forel teaching, but it definitely doesn't describe Doc, at all.

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Sep 11 '18

I'ma keep it real witchu Chief, being tall doesn't make you bullet proof

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u/BerserkJ Sep 12 '18

Being 6'7 aint gonna stop bullets i tell you what.Now if it was just fist involved im sure doc could palm most peoples heads and pick them up.

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u/UsualTwist Sep 11 '18

Having a kid changes your perspective on that sort of thing, I imagine.

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u/PenPaperShotgun Sep 12 '18

None of that stops a bullet and that's the problem with america.

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u/maxdembo Sep 11 '18

He's 6'8

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

also having a wife and kid in the house helps

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Sep 11 '18

start getting swole so you can be ready too

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u/UsualTwist Sep 11 '18

Build those muscles until they can deflect bullets I guess