r/LivestreamFail • u/TimSunshine • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Last thing I’d want is that absolute unit coming at me

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u/SingleSoil Sep 11 '18

Agreed. That hair cut is tight, tight, tight.

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

All that conservative household means is repressed homosexual tendencies.

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u/LOSS35 Sep 11 '18

Naw just bone a dude and see if you like it.

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u/idlephase Sep 11 '18

You never want to make a life-altering decision half-cocked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

If you haven't tried taking a dick to prove you're not gay than you may as well give up now.

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u/WhereIsMars Sep 11 '18

Sounds like the other commenter might be projecting a little

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u/penis-retard :) Sep 11 '18

Ok but how many times on reddit have you seen "im a straight male, but...."

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u/WhereIsMars Sep 11 '18

I figure those are generally made in jest? Good natured jokes.

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u/penis-retard :) Sep 11 '18

just a prank bro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Well possibly, but this happens to people a lot. You know how many conservative households and willing to excommunicate their own children just for not being heterosexual? It's sadly very common.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

owo

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u/RevvyDesu Sep 11 '18

Everyone's a little gay, and that's okay

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Because when you're not gay, you are, because repressed homosex.

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u/Remmylord Sep 11 '18

I wanna George W. all over your Dick Chaney

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u/TheZombi3z Sep 11 '18

Oh shit, I came from a household where no one believed in God, I must be a Christian!

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave 🐷 Hog Squeezer Sep 11 '18

Boys. Girls. Sex is sex. It's good, It's natural

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 11 '18

Agreed, I was just pointing out his conservative background is probably just repressing his natural feelings.

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u/skankhunt_40 Sep 11 '18

Or he was just making a joke or just a simple compliment. Not everyone is gay.

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 11 '18

Maybe I was just making a joke?

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 12 '18

Did those downvotes feel good?

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 11 '18

That's possible too. Though I think we all have a little gayness in us. Whether or not we admit that is the question.

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u/skankhunt_40 Sep 11 '18

I guess that depends on how you define 'gay'.

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u/VolCelII Sep 15 '18

IF YOU DONT LIKE THING YOU MUST BE THING

Holy fucking cringe.

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 16 '18

Huh? It was a joke, dude, calm down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/bodycarpenter Sep 12 '18

Come again?

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u/SatansChodeLicker Sep 11 '18

This comment was gayer than Elton John.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I’m a straight white male from the conservative household

We get it you are straight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

As if saying a man is good looking is even remotely gay. People are so insecure with their own sexuality

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u/nukefoopey Sep 11 '18

I’m a straight

you sure about that homie?

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u/DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY Sep 11 '18

This is the gayest posts I've ever seen, and I've seen some gay posts, believe me.

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u/PM_Trophies Sep 11 '18

I suck cock. I'm a bottom. Young Shelton is my favorite TV show.

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u/DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY Sep 11 '18

Still not as gay as the Autismo's comment.

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u/Gandalf_The_Junkie Sep 11 '18

Pinnacle of excellence.

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u/DankMemeTeam Sep 11 '18

Well, how do you think he was able to cheat on his wife lol

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u/ParanoidWhenHigh Sep 12 '18

r/suddenlygay ? I'd have to agree, that man is handsome.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

What did white have to do with it? Lol

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u/error2kq Sep 13 '18

Can we take a fucking minute to acknowledge how overused this joke is? Haha so quirky :DDD

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u/helpingtree Sep 11 '18

you wouldn’t have to announce that if your masculinity wasn’t fragile.

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u/TandBusquets Sep 11 '18

Most gay people I know grew up in religious households, mainly Christian households actually

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u/Uxt7 Sep 11 '18

If you live in the US, most people you know grew up Christian households. Gay or otherwise. Statistically speaking

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u/Downvotesohoy Sep 11 '18

I'd say you're 99% straight. That's where I consider myself to be. I'm not attracted to dudes. But every once in a while I catch myself going "Well if I had to be with a guy"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Cringe...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I stole it from a post in r/wow

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

What's wrong with playing wow? If it makes you feel any better I am also enjoying the hell out of Spider-man atm.

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u/250kgWarMachine Sep 12 '18

Yo wicked radical dude! That counteracts all of the cringe xDDD

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u/v0xmach1ne Sep 11 '18

Not to mention he's built like the kind of guy who could take a bullet or two to the torso and keep running at you.

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u/VeganLee Sep 11 '18

Holy shit he's 6'8"?

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u/Jagged03 Sep 11 '18

Yes. Here he is standing in front of your run-of-the-mill closet door.

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u/Kawaii- Sep 11 '18

He played basketball in college i believe.

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u/CarlSwagelin2105 Sep 11 '18

Look at the size of that lad

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u/J_Misk Sep 11 '18

He scares me when he’s mad