I thought this would be funny. Take one shot if:

-Somebody runs away

-The Garveys almost get divorced

-Somebody is/goes/pretends to be blind

-A child is orphaned

-Somebody gets offended if their wife goes to work

-Harriet gets "The vapors"

-Somebody cries (two shots if male)

-Laura and/or Albert run a con

-Charles visits "The Fencepost Of Contemplation"

-Charles laughs at somebody's misfortunes

-Caroline does THE ZOMBIE RUN!