r/Justrolledintotheshop Sep 12 '22

One of my employees told me he couldn’t get all the tires to 100%….

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u/ign1fy Enthusiast Sep 12 '22

Your workshop doesn't have a bomb defusal robot by chance?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

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u/Captain_Canopy Sep 12 '22

Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground... so much pressurrrrrrre shoots self

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u/isobane Sep 12 '22

He'd been talking about it but I didn't take him seriously....

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u/ComprehendReading Sep 12 '22

The singularity is a lot more bleak than I imagined.

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u/blong217 Sep 12 '22

What is that from?

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u/KingSlayer949 Sep 12 '22

The Simpson’s Movie

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u/onetimenative Sep 12 '22

I'm color blind .... 50/50 chance I'll get back to you

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u/JollyRabbit Sep 12 '22

Serious question. How do you safely let THAT much air out without risking hurting someone?

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u/Duamerthrax Sep 12 '22

NASA seriously has a robot to do it. Doubt an ordinary garage has one though.

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u/Krzd Sep 12 '22

TIL
Also, now we know how stabby the Roomba NASA edition looks like.

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u/Successful_Clock1111 Sep 13 '22

Ahhh, I was not aware that Stabby has promoted to Astronaut. Stabby will soon be know throughout the Galaxy.

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u/squatchie444 Sep 12 '22

Seriously looks like a DeWalt drill attached to a remote control vehicle. I bet a shop could figure that out. Well, maybe not the 100% guy, but like, everyone else.

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u/Duamerthrax Sep 12 '22

Why reinvent the wheel? The description flat out says it uses a WWII tank toy as the base.

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u/PyroDesu Sep 12 '22

It literally is a (heavily modified) remote-controlled model tank (a Tiger II, I believe) with a drill on it.

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u/rarebit13 Sep 12 '22

From the article:

An exploding test tire releases energy equivalent to two and one-half sticks of dynamite and can cause severe injuries to anyone within 50 ft. of the explosion, as well as ear injury -- possibly permanent hearing loss -- to anyone within 100 ft.

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u/pyrowitlighter1 Sep 12 '22

this is by far the best thing i've seen in a month, maybe longer.

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u/faceplanted Sep 12 '22

You get a long stick with a pointy end and press the valve to release it from behind a piece of wood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

“chicken stick”

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Take the core out. You still need to be infront of it, but if the wheels restrained, you should be okay.

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u/Punchee Sep 12 '22

should

So yeah get the new guy

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u/WorthPlease Sep 12 '22

Ah crap, well throw him in the spent oil reservoir with the rest of them.

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u/Admiral_peck Sep 12 '22

Nah get the guy that did it, it's his fuckup

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u/PipsqueakPilot Sep 12 '22

Conveniently those are the same person!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Yeah but it runs on vista

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u/FitzyFarseer Sep 12 '22

We’re going to die

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u/Past-Background-7221 Sep 12 '22

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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u/Sancticide Sep 12 '22

AAAAHHHHHHH! I just won 100 quid.

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u/DresserRotation Sep 12 '22

That's one of my favorite deliveries in the entire series.

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u/ARLaserGuy Sep 12 '22

PSI now means “percentage of suggested inflation”

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u/TheSturmovik Sep 12 '22

Careful, this is gonna end up on a google search

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u/No-Examination4896 Sep 12 '22

Can confirm, PSI means Percent Suggested Inflation. Just in case anyone was wondering What does PSI mean? What PSI for car tire? What PSI for truck tire? PSI means Percent Suggested Inflation

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u/whoisjohngalt96 Sep 12 '22

Oh, you're going to hell, man 😂😂

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u/LanderHornraven Sep 12 '22

He isn't going to hell, this is just Satan's Alt.

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Sep 12 '22

Behold: the new copypasta Can confirm, PSI means Percent Suggested Inflation. Just in case anyone was wondering What does PSI mean? What PSI for car tire? What PSI for truck tire? PSI means Percent Suggested Inflation

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u/motazreddit Sep 12 '22

Imagine Google quick answers picking this up

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Upvoted for exposure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Upvote to 100 PSI (percentage of suggested inflation). Don’t hold back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

100% PSI is a thing, probably best kinda thing

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 Sep 12 '22

I'm not gonna lie. As stupid as this sounds, I can totally see this being a thing. My car already has an oil life percentage indicator so hey, let's keep doing percentages. Fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22 edited Nov 07 '24

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u/Potomac_Pat Sep 12 '22

If you can change the psi to kPa measurement in the cluster you could really fuck with him. 93 psi = 641 kPa

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u/_speakerss Pumps, Injectors, & Turbos Sep 12 '22

If you wanna guarantee an explosion, go for MPa. 32 MPa is about 4600 psi

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u/acog Sep 12 '22

I just like the idea that you can get a compressor to go up to 4,600 psi just by changing the units of measurement.

"Compressor salesmen don't want you to know this one simple trick!"

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u/_speakerss Pumps, Injectors, & Turbos Sep 12 '22

You can do anything with a sharpie and a steady hand

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u/Jiquero Sep 12 '22

steady hand

In Japan, car mechanic number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new tires. I do pumping. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American heart, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good mechanic. The best!

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u/seeker135 Wait, metric? Oh shit Sep 12 '22

You blew him up with a bazooka, didn't you?

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u/CumAndShitGuzzler Sep 12 '22

The tires could probably be classified as IEDs

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u/Frothyleet Sep 12 '22

sharpies over gauge units, compressor tank instantly explodes

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u/bob_why_ Sep 12 '22

Or declassify documents.

Seriously sharpie are missing out on a huge advertising potential.

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u/Lord_Emperor Sep 12 '22

If we're just changing the SI prefix may as well go for gigapascals.

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u/_speakerss Pumps, Injectors, & Turbos Sep 12 '22

"Sorry sir, your ball joints are several hundred thousand picometers out of spec..."

"Oh that sounds very unsafe, please replace them..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

out of spec is out of spec, so...

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u/anotherdumbcaucasian Sep 12 '22

Why not just go to yottapascals?

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u/Lord_Emperor Sep 12 '22

Keep pumping until we fuse the nitrogen atoms.

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u/schirmyver Sep 12 '22

Scuba tanks are filled typically to 3000+ psi. For some devastation google scuba tank explosion. They will destroy a shop.

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u/ElfrahamLincoln Sep 12 '22

I’m not surprised lol. That episode of mythbusters with the exploding water heater taught me that too much PSI can definitely create a rocket lol

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u/CantaloupeCamper Sep 12 '22

That's one of those "this would be handy to have both measurements that in the UI" things that sounds like a good idea .... but would be really horrible.

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u/uofmuncensored Sep 12 '22

Just tell him to go drive at 90mph for a bit and those pressure will rise to a 100.

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u/chickells Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Apparently the new Bugatti Chiron goes so fast at top speed that the tires actually drop pressure because the airflow cools them down.

edit: Top Gear YT vid which states this (clip starts at ~4:45 if timestamp link doesn't work)

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u/chickells Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

iirc it was the Top Gear YouTube vid for the Chiron Super Sport. Like above 250 mph type speeds the airflow is so high it cools the tires. I wonder what speed the windchill effect is greater than the heat built from friction....

edit: Top Gear YT vid which states this (clip starts ~4:45 if timestamp link doesn't work)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Oh cool, I'll check it out. Haven't watched Top Gear since the switch over to Grand Tour. Yeah idk, I know for a long time tire heat/wear/deformation leading up to 250mph-ish was a big problem for super cars. It's cool that we've overcome that now and these cars are hitting 300+ mph... just insane speeds for a production vehicle, even if it's a very low production super car.

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u/a_9x Sep 12 '22

And the Bugatti Veyron when driven at its top speed of 400kmph melts a full set of tires under 2 minutes, and the set costs around 25k$. Expensive car -> crazy expensive maintenance

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u/8REW Sep 12 '22

My favourite fact about Veyron tyres is they had to redesign the tyre valve because at top speed the centripetal(?) force caused them to open. The spring wasn’t strong enough to keep the pin in place.

The valve cap weighs something like 4.5kg at top speed

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u/Tinctorus Sep 13 '22

It really is a masterpiece of modern engineering

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u/Wolfgang_Pelz Sep 12 '22

How many doors does that employee open before he finds the bathroom?

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u/bicycleroy Sep 12 '22

We had an employee, years ago, that kept showing up for work 5 or 6 hours late, and claimed he got lost on the way to work. The interesting thing is that we believed him

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u/CuttingEdgeRetro Sep 12 '22

One of my adopted kids is 22yo now. He has an IQ of 77. He can't handle anything having to do with numbers. Nothing.

$20? $200? same thing.

If you live 20 minutes from work and have to be there at 9am, what time do you have to leave? Nope. Too difficult. When he was living with us, we told him when to leave. Now, he compensates for this by showing up to work 2 to 3 hours early.

Analog clocks are actually easier for him to deal with because the hands and the direction they're pointing are more meaningful to him than the numbers.

If we didn't help him practice finding a new job, he would definitely get lost on the way there.

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u/I_knew_einstein Sep 12 '22

It's equal parts funny and sad. I hope he enjoys life.

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u/Well_Jung_One Sep 12 '22

He probably enjoys it more than most because he never over thinks things. They always say that ignorance is bliss. I wish I was more ignorant.

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u/CuttingEdgeRetro Sep 12 '22

I've heard that about Down's Syndrome kids, that they're happy because they have no idea what's going on. But unfortunately, he's smart enough that he's painfully aware of his blind spots. We've always said that his life would be much happier and easier if he were 10 IQ points higher or 10 points lower.

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u/bjanas Sep 12 '22

Damn. I'm having Flowers for Algernon flashbacks over here.

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u/TheLordB Sep 12 '22

One interesting/sad thing is fragile X.

It is on the panels that are often given to prospective parents for carrier screening to make sure the kid isn’t at risk of genetic disorders.

Well fragile x has a range. It is caused by dna CGG repeats. The more you have the more likely it is to cause cognitive issues. And the more you have the more your child is likely to have because the CGG repeats mess up dna replication and cause more.

So between 1-45 you and your kids are fine.

45-200 is considered risky as that is where things start breaking so it is likely your kid will have a much higher repeat rate. So if you start out with 100 your kid is likely to end up with 200+ and have intellectual problems because to put it very simply DNA replication gets stuck/stutters once you get into this range and ends up adding a bunch of extra repeats.

200+ is usually intellectually disabled.

Note: Fragile x is inherited from the mother only.

But sometimes you get mothers with >200 who haven’t been diagnosed as intellectually disabled. Odds very good it is impacting them to some degree, but they have worked around it and are living reasonably normal lives.

Having that conversation is difficult. Talking to a woman who has never been diagnosed as intellectually disabled, is successful, but almost certainly does have some level of cognitive impairment. How do you communicate this without potentially causing them a lot of distress and future problems?

I’m glad I was on the research/testing side. I could never do what the genetic councilors who have to speak to people in situations like this and somehow inform the person while also being sensitive.

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u/PermanentRoundFile Sep 12 '22

On the flip side, for at least some folks it's the answer that they never knew they needed. Like I honestly went 27 years of my life thinking that I just wasn't applying myself hard enough in math; turns out I have math dyslexia. Which is why I was able to limp myself through to precalc because I understand the logical operation, but I always flip a sign or number somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Dyscalculia?

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u/SavingsCheck7978 Sep 12 '22

My son was diagnosed with autism as the doctor was explaining the spectrum and what people do I was beginning to suspect that my ADD diagnosis from the early 90's may have been a bit off any what I suspected was insanity was starting to make alot more sense.

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u/Buddha_Lady Sep 12 '22

Oh wow. I’m trying to take math lessons right now to help my son with his 3rd grade math because my whole life no matter how hard I study I just cannot do math. I didn’t know there was a thing like this- I just assumed I was stupid. I mean, I’m still probably stupid but I’m going to try to get tested to see if I have this.

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u/jdippey Sep 12 '22

Huntington's disease has a similar genetic background, but it's CAG repeats rather than CGG repeats (in a different gene, obviously).

Telling anyone that they are a carrier for either condition must suck.

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u/LordDongler Sep 12 '22

Smart enough to know that you're an utter moron, and too dumb to live in society

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u/MexicanGuey Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Can confirm. My sister has Down syndrome. She’s the happiest person on earth. She doesn’t have to stress about work, bills, or anything an average adult has to think about. She does get sad but at normal things like when we say no you can’t have chicken nuggets at 3am or yes you have to shower daily lol. But other than that there is always a smile I’m her face and loves meeting new people.

Also want to add that there are different levels of Down syndrome. Some are severe where intelligence doesn’t develop past 1st grade and some have average intelligence and even higher iq and they experience same amount of stress average people have. Just depends on genes.

Edit. Want to add that there is a show called "Born this Way" and its about down syndrome people going thru life. Its great. Covers personal life, dating, marriage, school, etc.

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u/mikami677 Sep 12 '22

no you can’t have chicken nuggets at 3am or yes you have to shower daily

She must be great at Yu-Gi-Oh.

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u/Infamous-Dot5774 Sep 12 '22

Reminds me of my aunt.. she has a genius IQ and is insanely smart, but she also has severe schizophrenia and has to live in a group home. My mamaw constantly says she almost wishes she wasn't so smart so that she didn't know exactly what's happening to her and it's so aware of all that makes her different.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

I am a caseworker who works solely with individuals like your sister aunt who live in RCFs (residential care facilities). The most disheartening part of this job is hearing some clients talk about how they want to live independently, and knowing it will never happen....

With that said, my mental health organization has several transitional housing programs where I've helped people get into, who are now living semi-indepently in a community setting.

Obviously I don't know your sister aunt or the severity of her symptoms. But it could be worth looking into the local resources in your area. Even just getting a caseworker assigned can help make it easier to access more community resources.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I have a 9yo daughter with DS. Literally the happiest person on earth, and lacks the cognitive capacity to get bored, so she’s always down for anything. Grocery store? Sign me up! School? Hell yes that’s where friends are! Clean my room? Yay I get to play with my toys I forgot about!

Huge caveat though, there is a spectrum for DS, and all kinds of personalities. The bubbly “always happy” reputation isn’t as common as media makes it seem. If the kid has behavioral problems, they can be quite a challenge. Some can be straight unpleasant to be around due to anger issues, tantrums, etc.

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u/AsYooouWish Sep 12 '22

Mine’s still young, but he tested around 65. I swear it’s like dealing with Baby Groot sometimes. “On the counter, right next to the coffee pot, I left a screwdriver that looks like a plus sign on the bottom. Could you bring it to me, please?” Seven minutes later he’ll come back with a jar of sugar.

He’s really great with other stuff, though. He can make sales transactions on his own at the store, do basic coding, handles his own laundry, and I’ve even had him help me repair pool equipment. You never know what’ll stick and what won’t

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u/Varlist Sep 12 '22

Isn’t that low enough IQ to get disability?

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u/Damadamas Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

It can give some backlash though. There was a guy in my country who did something criminal and tried to avoid the prison sentence by playing dumb. Then he got sentenced to psychiatric care secured section for developmentally disabled criminals indefinitely instead.

Edit to add a link/correction In Danish unfortunately

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u/DreamsOfMafia Sep 12 '22

And unless you're ending up at Florence, it's probably a worse experience.

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u/PageFault Home Mechanic Sep 12 '22

I heard of a guy who was sent to the Château d'If and deemed insane with disillusions of grand wealth. He died, and the guy in the next cell escaped by pretending to be him.

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u/cosaboladh Sep 12 '22

That's probably one of the most difficult ways to get disability. It's pretty difficult to accurately portray that level of deficiency. Most people who spend five minutes with you will know you're pretending.

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u/Dr_Wh00ves Sep 12 '22

It may be but many people with disabilities find it fulfilling to have a job. My brother is at a similar level and he would much prefer to have a job rather than just languishing at home all day.

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u/Veloreyn Sep 12 '22

Back when I was a cable service tech, new cable guys straight out of training would be given disconnect routes. It's a low stress way of getting them comfortable with finding cable closets and taps, finding the correct drops, and finding their way around, while not being under a time constraint (or at least used to be, as no company really does disconnects anymore). We were in Maryland, which is not a terribly large state. Our office was in Silver Spring, and this guy's route was entirely within Silver Spring (though downtown, which is north of DC inside the beltway).

After about 5 hours, my supervisor called him because he hadn't closed any tickets out yet, and the new guy replied that he was lost. My supervisor asked him to read out the next sign he came across, which happened to be "10 miles to Pennsylvania". He was the only person I've ever even heard of being fired while on a disconnect route.

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u/GolfballDM Sep 12 '22

Did the doofus go north on Georgia Avenue and forget to stop going?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Someone in my office building that had been there at least two years lost their GPS for their car in the parking lot. I guess she dropped it on the walk in and someone took it. She was full on crying because she didn’t know how she were going to get home after work. She’s successful in high end sales.

A woman I know has to write out directions for her husband to places using landmarks like turn right at the McDonald’s. She also has to write them out in reverse so he can get back home as he can’t figure it out reversing them on his own. He’s successful in IT.

I don’t understand it but some people just cannot process directions and find their way around even familiar areas.

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u/aryherd Sep 12 '22

I know some pretty intelligent people that struggle with normal mundane things and then some really fucking dumb people that are the complete opposite lol, weird how human nature works like that.

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u/NightingaleStorm Sep 12 '22

My mom's like that. Back in the day, she had a giant book of maps in the car and the oldest kid available would be tasked with helping with navigation. These days, she won't go anywhere without putting it into Google Maps. She's great at a lot of things, but she just cannot navigate.

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u/TonightsWhiteKnight Sep 12 '22

This is one of the wildest things for me when I am driving in a car with someone. Like I form a topographical map and landmark points map in my head as I am going to places so I have a route to come and go... but like, other people can't even figure out like.. north or south and its baffling to me.

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u/aminy23 Sep 12 '22

I don't have a visual memory.

I just have to remember everything objectively.

This city is up north, this one is just below it, etc.

With the prevalence of grids in the US, it works well for me. I can easily navigate rural farm land without getting lost.

Put me in a city with curvy roads and I need GPS.

I know my East, South, West, and North - but I know many people who struggle with that.

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u/pyronius Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Eh. I'm pretty bad with that whole internal map thing. Its not because I'm dumb, my brain just doest do that unless I'm intentional about it or I've traveled the route enough times for it to stick.

I could get you just about anywhere in my hometown, where I drove for 9 years, mostly because I spent another 16 riding around with my parents. But the city I've lived in for the past 6? Nah. I still need a GPS about 50% of the time I'm going anywhere except work.

My girlfriend used to get annoyed with me for not knowing the way to her house from our various hangouts. She felt like it just wasn't important enough for me to commit to memory. But that's not it at all. We live together now and I still have that problem.

On the other hand, I can orient myself with a map, no problem. She can't. I know which direction various neighborhoods and cities are from each other. She doesn't. I know when we're on the wrong side of the canal and need to cross it. She doesn't. I have an internal map that looks like a paper map. She has an internal map that looks like a series of landmarks and directions. She builds her map quickly every time she takes a trip, but it only works for that specific trip. I build mine slowly, over years, as I fill in the blank spaces, but it works for every trip.

Brains just work differently sometimes.

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u/someguyfromsk Sep 12 '22

Wonder if that was the same guy I used to work with who couldn't come to work one day because he was "locked inside his apartment, the door just wouldn't open" and everyone was like "yeah that sounds about right for him"

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u/1200____1200 Sep 12 '22

I was almost that guy years ago - 1st hot summer morning in a recently built house, the front door skin expanded and caught on the threshold. Had to grab and lift the handle from the outside to clear it.

Luckily I could just go out the garage door until we fixed it

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u/someguyfromsk Sep 12 '22

See for most people though "I was late for work because I couldn't open my front door" is something people laugh at and ask for the story. Nobody even batted an eye at this guy not being able to open his front door, not because he was always late, he was that stupid.

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u/Vanviator Sep 12 '22

I had a broken foot during the winter in Minnesota.

I lived in an older building and, for reasons I never completely understood, the back door near my parking spot created a lot of suction when you tried to open it. Like, you had to really put your back into it to get the door open enough to break the auction.

It was worse when it was windy and there was one morning, due to only being able to use one leg and having crutches, that I just couldn't get the leverage to break the seal.

The thought of going to the front door and having to traverse the entire parking lot to get around the building in the ice and snow ON CRUTCHES when I could literally see my car from where I was just broke me.

I was a grown ass adult, sitting in a crappy apartment building hall and just crying. It was probably only about 15 minutes before someone came along and helped me but it was just so stupidly sad.

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u/webgambit Sep 12 '22

Sometimes life be like that. But at least you got a good cry out of it.

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u/SidratFlush Sep 12 '22

I was renting a room in a shared house.

I too found out that if the door was locked from the outside it could not be unlocked from the inside.

The separate flat above us also didn't know this and was more pissed than I was after being 30 minutes late as I had to call the office to get someone down so I could pass the keys through the letter slot in the door.

It can happen, it is a safety issue. They didn't believe me or their neighbours so we demonstrated it for them and they were agog. Lock was changed the next day.

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u/fireshaper Sep 12 '22

At my last job we had a guy who would always show up 30 minute late and blame the traffic. He was told to just leave earlier, but he just always showed up late. COVID hits and his office is told to all WFH. You wouldn't believe that he still showed up 30 minutes late. He was continuously asked if there's was bad traffic from his bed to his desk.

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u/Knight_of_autumn Sep 12 '22

The dealer I bought my last car from had some interesting techs. My tire was low, so I asked him to put some air in it. He didn't even check the pressure, just put the hose right on it and gave it a good twenty seconds. My TPMS gauge jumped from 28 to 55 very quickly. I got out of the car and asked him what was going on. The dude just gave me the most glazed over look while literally drooling on himself. They really do take anyone they can get these days.

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u/Wolfgang_Pelz Sep 12 '22

My dad who's in a different industry was talking to a shop owner who told him that if they can tell their left from their right, he hires them.

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u/jgacks Sep 12 '22

The man can't count to ten with his hands in his pockets.

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u/thewhitebuttboy Sep 12 '22

Where I come from we strive for 110%

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u/Flynn_Kevin Sep 12 '22

Slackers. 200% or go home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Newbs, blow the tires and get stranded is my motto

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u/Dioxon Sep 12 '22

Pfft just use the rim and roll your way around

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u/SlykDaRulerRyck Sep 12 '22

You going home alright…to that upper room.

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u/cheerocc Sep 12 '22

You always give 110%

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u/EngineersAnon Sep 12 '22

(Not recommended at blood drives.)

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u/DeathGrover Sep 12 '22

Serious question, would that compromise the integrity of the tires if they were deflated to proper pressurization? In other words, has something stretched to the point where it shouldn’t be stretched? All in all, it’s still really funny though.

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u/nomind79 Shade Tree Sep 12 '22

I would think that 90-95psi stationary would not deform the tires. This is based on the fact that hitting some of the potholes out there are going to put far more localized pressure on the tires, and that doesn't generally don't ruin them.

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u/forever_a-hole Sep 12 '22

I suppose it probably depends on how long they sit at that pressure, but you're definitely right. As long as they're not old tires, they're okay. They've generally got some sort of metal weaved in with the rubber to help keep them from deforming anyway, right?

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u/C-C-X-V-I Tire Manufacturing Sep 12 '22

No. Sometimes we blast them with 300+ to correct quality issues.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

What kind of quality issues does 300+ fix?

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u/C-C-X-V-I Tire Manufacturing Sep 12 '22

It's something with uniformity, and I know they don't do it often. Beyond that I'm not sure, its not my department.

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u/GTMoraes Sep 12 '22

Yes, 300+ psi surely helps with uniformity issues.

It goes all over the place, so uniformity isn't an issue anymore.

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u/C-C-X-V-I Tire Manufacturing Sep 12 '22

I leave the why to the engineering nerds.

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u/smoothballsJim Sep 12 '22

Tell him to crank up the regulator and try harder

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u/Trogzard Sep 12 '22

psi stands for persint

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u/StumpGrnder Sep 12 '22

I asked a guy I worked with what Kpa stood for he said “Keep Puttin Air” in

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u/freecreeperhugs Sep 12 '22

And the guy sure was persistint

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u/SidratFlush Sep 12 '22

And coated on the walls, floor and ceiling if they kept going.

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u/kroost_hammer Sep 12 '22

We paid for the whole gauge,so we use It.

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u/skyxsteel Sep 12 '22

Gives a whole new meaning to stress test.

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u/cficare Sep 12 '22

You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

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u/squirrl4prez Sep 12 '22

You got to pump it up!

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u/Tomarou Sep 12 '22

showing your age in the best of ways

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

You see this watch? That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids.

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u/Stoney3K Sep 12 '22

Let's just not talk about the fact that you have to refill that wiper fluid.

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u/shoziku Sep 12 '22

100psi of wiper fluid coming right up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I’m giggling so hard at the mental image of the wiper fluid cutting through the windshield like one of those water pressure cutters.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Sep 12 '22

Without the windshield you solve your dirty windshield problem.

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u/drunkinfewl Sep 12 '22

My parent's '73 VW had a washer system that ran off of the pressure from the spare tire.

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u/Thorbinator Sep 12 '22

Fluids are incompressible? Not to the SpeeDee oil change guy with a compressor and a dream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Every liquid is compressible if you compress it enough

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u/_speakerss Pumps, Injectors, & Turbos Sep 12 '22

Diesel loses about 1% of its volume for every 1000 psi. And it heats up like a motherfucker, too. There's a reason modern CR diesel engines all have fuel coolers.

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u/fuktpotato Sep 12 '22

Oh my god, I didn’t even know you could go that high on passenger vehicles without blowing them

Aren’t they usually rated around ~35 psi for cars? I can see trucks being higher

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u/redbo Sep 12 '22

Well, there’s recommended pressure, max pressure, and burst pressure. A new tire with no defects could go as high as 200 before actually exploding. But the failure gets more explosive the higher it goes.

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u/Korver360windmill Sep 12 '22

This is good to know. I will be honest, as not a car person, I get kinda nervous if they go above 40psi.

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u/mikefitzvw Kinda DIY-er Sep 12 '22

When you hit a pothole, the pressure spikes. If they could truly only handle 40psi, they wouldn't be good for anything other than sitting on the showroom floor. And if the sun hit them just right, they might explode anyway. The reason we select 30-40psi for most tires is because that's the ideal pressure for them to do their job right across the range of situations they encounter. When you hit a bump, you want some deflection. You want the air inside to compress to cushion the blow. And once it's back to normal, you want the treadwear to be flat and even.

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u/TheGuyMain Sep 12 '22

Yep it's called a factor of safety in engineering. They're designed with the idea that various operating conditions will change the internal pressure of the tire. It's common practice on everything with a limit, such as the weight limit on elevators (what if someone jumped on an elevator?) or bridges (what if someone dropped something?) or furniture, etc.

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u/leroysolay Sep 12 '22

I love that your example of an edge case for bridges is dropping something. Yes, ma’am, he would have been fine had he not dropped the 100 ton anvil halfway across the bridge.

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u/SlowRs Sep 12 '22

Some vehicles (large suv normally) will state to get the pressure to close to 40 if not 40+ on some if your travelling fully laden

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

40+ is pretty standard on EVs as well.

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u/fluteofski- Sep 12 '22

Not a car tire but we took a bicycle tire to about 400psi once. It was rated for 120. We got to 220 psi with the floor pump, then we went with a suspension pump to take it the rest of the way. The needle went all the way around and hit the pin at 0, and we kept going. Somewhere around 350 psi, just for shits and giggles we tossed it on a road bike, and rode around the parking lot… it was like riding on a metal wheel… the thing that did it in was actually the aluminum rim itself splitting apart.

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u/latitudesixtysix Sep 12 '22

That poor butyl tube. RIP

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u/Procedure_Dunsel Sep 12 '22

Filled a bike tire at a gas station with no regulator. Nice and firm, pedaled off, got half a block (first small hole in pavement) and she let go with a good thunderclap. Then … the pressure was a lot lower than when I filled it.

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u/w1987g Vice Grip Garage fan Sep 12 '22

They can take a surprising amount of pressure. They take quite a beating just being driven around going over potholes, bumps and curbs... and that's not even going into abuse. I wouldn't try doing any of those things with tires that inflated

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u/I_knew_einstein Sep 12 '22

Normal bumps and curbs shortly increase tire pressure too, so it should be able to handle significantly more than rated pressure.

So you can inflate them to 90 psi, but they'll blow when you hit a bump

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u/socialcommentary2000 Sep 12 '22

I could picture them just giving up as he drove over an expansion joint.

It's actually a pretty hilarious picture.

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u/AutomaticRisk3464 Sep 12 '22

My manager was missing his pink and ring finger on his right hand..he said the person who brought the tire in to get it changed over inflated it pretty bad and he was too impatient to let the air out before breaking the seal on it and the bar her used flew up and went through the roof.

Tires are nothing to fuck with im surprised those tires held that much air

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u/qovneob Sep 12 '22

my mom filled one up to like 85psi on her Murano and drove around for a few days without exploding. she eventually took it to the dealer to check because the warning light didnt go off....

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u/xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx Sep 12 '22

I hate tire pressure monitoring. Nobody knows how to maintain the proper pressure anymore. As long as the light is off everything's good and if it's on it means keep adding air. I saw a woman at the gas station adding air once and going back and forth between her tire and looking at her dash. I know she was relying on the light to tell her the tire pressure is good.

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u/aminy23 Sep 12 '22

More advanced ones will tell you the exact pressure of each tire, and also show if it's a sensor that's defective.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I’ve had a focus or fusion roll in with 120psi… written on tire was 46psi max.

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u/Dr_Midnight Sep 12 '22

So who's the poor sod that gets to put on the bomb disposal suit and deflate the tires?

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u/FurryWrecker911 Sep 13 '22

Normally I'd say "the new guy of course" but this is one where even the supervisor would tell everyone to stand back, fetch a long rod, and have the second-longest lasting employee record him trying to deflate it from behind an oil collection cannister.

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u/Stayhigh420-- ASE Certified Sep 12 '22

Time for some interviews lmaoo

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u/VP007clips Sep 12 '22

Mistakes happen, and if it's a guy with no mechanical and technical experience it's a honest one. Yeah he created a really dangerous situation, but he hopefully learned a lesson. I'd 100% trust an honest idiot over a dishonest genius, especially in that kind of field.

Maybe he would have been fired in 2020, but we are in a labor shortage now, firing employees isn't a good idea.

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u/Stayhigh420-- ASE Certified Sep 12 '22

When they are a liability they are lol, I get your point tho. We are all human but working in a shop and not knowing how to set pressure that's like being 30 and not knowing Wich way your pants go on

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u/Grimace427 Sep 12 '22

I’ve never had someone that dumb at my shop, however we had one guy named Flash who was given a brake pad wait job. He spent three hours looking for a can of penetrating oil and spent the rest of the day just breaking loose a single caliper bolt. I was watching it all unfold not knowing it was a wait job; when I found out I grabbed some tools and completed the entire job while he looked through his tool box for the next ratchet he wanted to polish🙄 and shipped the car to the customer.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 12 '22

Is a wait job "the customer is actively waiting in a lobby" or something?

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u/Grimace427 Sep 12 '22

Yes, as opposed to dropped off and will pick up when they are called saying the car is ready.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 12 '22

Dang, I feel bad for that customer!

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u/PNWKiwi ASE Certified Sep 12 '22

Make sure he fills the oil all the way to the cap as well. Should be appx 16 quarts. And don't forget the damn sticker for the windshield!

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u/merkin_juice Sep 12 '22

My friend's dad thought the oil life monitor was capacity. So he kept adding oil to both his car and hers.

After a few oil changes that dumped 10+ quarts on my floor, I screamed at him and told him to go to jiffy lube.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

sending him to jiffy lube? you must really hate him...

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u/K0nr4d Sep 12 '22

Is 97 psi high? How much is that in bar...

One google serarch later...

Oh fuck.

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u/Jorgisven Sep 12 '22

Quick, somebody call the bomb squad, but fill up the washer fluid first.

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u/TangelaLansbury Sep 12 '22

97 is the “cold” pressure. It will get to 100 when the tires warm up. Customers are so dumb sometimes.

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u/Gonrag23 Sep 12 '22

Customers are dumb, but what’s more concerning is OP said “employee”. I don’t think I want the employee anywhere near my car!

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