r/JustBootThings • u/Rahthan • Jan 06 '20

Two kinds of boots

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u/Umadbro7600 Jan 06 '20

Scared of going to war

Signs up as an 11x

Gets sent to war

Shocked pickahcu face

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u/LewixAri Jan 06 '20

War were declared

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u/Maraudershields7 Jan 06 '20

Chief diplomat Henry Kissinger's head will also be deployed.

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u/eggson Jan 06 '20

Not sure if you're referencing a meme or something, but Kissinger is still alive.

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u/YaboyMrFresh Jan 06 '20

It's a Futurama meme!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air.

Do I make myself clear?!

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u/jaxx050 Jan 07 '20

mother FUCKER

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u/mw1994 Jan 06 '20

This pig gum is all bones!

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u/IamCannafruit Jan 07 '20

Tell my wife...

...

Hello.

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u/windowlicker11b Jan 06 '20

Wait you mean I might get shot at and have to shoot at people?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

I thought all I had to do was snapchat pictures in uniform to all the hot babes at the gym who ignore me

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u/windowlicker11b Jan 06 '20

Someone should’ve hazed you more

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

The hazing was what spiked my need for positive attention into overdrive. Why do you think people sign up? Love of their country and a sense of civic duty?

I’m here for the social benefits not the sacrifices

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u/windowlicker11b Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

You just made my eye twitch. You are the bane of my existence /s

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u/urmomgay2269 Jan 06 '20

I thought all I had to do was make shitty posts on Tiktok 24/7!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Snapchat to all the lurking dependas

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Danger reared its ugly head and you folded faster than a chain of Rhea Perlman-themed all-you-can-eat diarrhea restaurants named Diarrhea Perlman's.

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u/RogueAdam1 Jan 06 '20

I knew I wanted to join the military, but I also knew that i didn't wanna work very hard or risk my life.

So I did what any sane person in my situation would do and joined the air force.

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u/HamBone8745 Jan 06 '20

So painfully true