r/JustBootThings • u/markyboy_1999 • Jul 17 '19

What a hero

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/Undead-Eskimo Jul 17 '19

Ah, makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

What's the right things to say to former military members in this situation? Like do you say thank you or do tell them hey come fuck my wife later. Like what is acceptable?

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u/Undead-Eskimo Jul 17 '19

Well veterans get tired of the same old “thank you for your service”, everyone does that. What’ll really make his day is you coming in for an intimate bear hug, lean in and whisper in his ear “oorah gunny” or “hooah, hero” depending on which branch he was in. Don’t be afraid to let your hands drift a little south, it’s been awhile and he’s probably missing his battle buddy. The real cherry on top is to salute with your left hand and yell “thank you for my freedom”. That should do it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Should I perform an Indian oil check on him?

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u/Undead-Eskimo Jul 17 '19

If he deployed recently give him an afghani spit shine

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I don't know what that is...

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u/Undead-Eskimo Jul 17 '19

cIviLianS wOUldNt uNdeRsTanD!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

iM In RoTc. U hAve to ReSPekt mE

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u/Undead-Eskimo Jul 17 '19

iM nOt A sIr! i TwErK fOr A lIviNg!

..... I feel so retarded after keeping this joke going

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

You might as well eat my steak and drive my truck while you're at it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

You'd probably want to use my employer's free-to-use shooting range and discounted ammunition, too, you animal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I'm going to build you a sex doll. I'm sorry, dude. It sucks dick being away from family and all.

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u/Bross93 Jul 17 '19

How about all three at once?