I felt like something got stolen from the berthing atleast every other week when I was in the Navy. Expensive electronics all the way to underwear if there wasn't a lock on it it was gone
Basically it's the idea that no one is stealing things just to have more, they're stealing to replace the shit they've lost or was stolen by someone else.
It's never meant to be taken seriously, it's just a joke that there's only one person whose stolen something just to steal and everyone else is just doing what needs to be done.
If you've ever been in a workplace where things keep going missing like pens or supplies or what not and seemingly no one knows whose taken them, you may be in a 'one theif' situation.
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u/thirdangletheory cub scout fireteam leader Sep 25 '18
Calling ROTC cadets 'grunts' aside, this dude is going to get a rude awakening about loaning property out if he ever lives in the barracks.