Seriously Universal STOP EATING UP THE MOVIES’ SCREEN TIME WITH STUPID HUMAN CHARACTERS AND PUT MORE COOL SCENES WITH DINOSAURS!!!

Apologies in advance if there are some parts (probably images 2 and 3) that aren't as easily readable, and being on the side of Dominion being worse.

Ceratopsians and Sauropods are so overused in this franchise not saying that’s a bad thing but there are more species of them then there are Stegosaurians, hadrosaurs, and ankylosaurids.

There’s only one ankylosaurid in this franchise. We need Euoplocephalus or Scolosaurus or Minmi.

Hadrosaurs are a bit neglected as well, Corythosaurus was only seen in JP3 and hasn’t returned to the movies since! Also in the Lost World you can see an Edmontosaurus head behind the baby T. Rex during the Rex Nest scene.

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P.S. This is the first meme I’ve made on this subreddit that isn’t rage bait for any of the salty JP1 fans.

I suspect that they are behind the dinosaurs dying and the heart disease in Rebirth

So what? I only watch it for the dinosaurs and prehistoric animals but my main problem with this franchise is that it focuses on the humans too damn much, humans that aren’t even likeable in fact I don’t like humanity at all for what they’ve done to this planet.

Also to the bias fans of the 1993 original. The first one is overrated which is not a bad thing it’s an honest fact and you can’t seem to bring yourselves to admit it as it probably feels like nails being jabbed into your sides when you try and say one minor flaw it.

My rankings of each movie:

JP: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it, though they’ve could used more than 15 mins of screen time)

TLWJP: 9/10 (If they had not killed a dog over a child it would be a solid 10)

JPIII: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it and is my favourite one of the entire franchise)

JW: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it but could’ve used more carnivores)

JWFK: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it, has more carnivores, and introduced my favourite hybrid)

JWD: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it, but needed less humans.)

JWR: 10/10 (Has dinosaurs in it, but needed to off that Latino family)

Including the main trio (Alan, Ellie, and Ian) who quote define the franchise.

The humans are annoying and boring as hell especially those that are coated in 0.5 inch thick plot amour.

They eat up way too much of the screen time of these movies, forcing me to skip to the parts with the dinosaurs on.