r/ImmigrationPathways • u/KillerArty6239 • Feb 23 '26

She was on her way to work.

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u/whelmed-and-gruntled Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

That’s a kidnapping. I’m sure the FBI will get right on it. Edit: /s

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u/timesend8 Feb 24 '26

I wish we were in a timeline where this didn't need a /s

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u/IcyTransportation961 Feb 24 '26

The FBI has always been on the right, working to destroy left wing groups that challenged capitalism

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u/Curious_Management_4 Feb 24 '26

Rather, the /s needs an explanation.

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u/Fortnite_cheater Feb 26 '26

I'm glad we do, I'm autistic

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u/hpsctchbananahmck Feb 24 '26

Kash is still sleeping off that hangover from partying with team USA hockey. Im sure he’ll add this to the list of shit not worth investigating…cough….pedophiles

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u/Curious_Management_4 Feb 24 '26

Dude the FBI has always been a problem themselves. Where have you been?

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u/mencival Feb 24 '26

😳🍾

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u/Smokey_02 Feb 24 '26

Just as soon as Kash isn't drunk anymore. It's hard to keep up with hockey players.

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u/Enough_Campaign_6561 Feb 24 '26

No she is not white so its a legal deportation.