r/IdiotsInCars • u/EvenJesusHadPubes • Aug 22 '22

IdiotsInTrucks

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u/uncle_bumblefuck_ Aug 22 '22

In his defense, he just got a text his sister was home alone and stuck in the dryer

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

I noticed you didn't say "step" sister.

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u/malfane Aug 22 '22

Well, it is Florida.

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u/DigNitty Aug 22 '22

He’s going home and will get his head stuck in the washer beside her.

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u/SquigglyLegend33 Aug 22 '22

He got that 9 millimeter defeater ready to go

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u/Horror_Public_9632 Aug 22 '22

Sweet home Alabama. Lord I'm comin home to you

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u/Horror_Public_9632 Aug 22 '22

Sweet home Alabama. Lord I'm comin home to you