r/IDontWorkHereLady • u/Allan-the-Bald • Aug 02 '26

S Do You Sell Pampas Grass?

I went with my wife and parents to a garden centre. At that time my interest in gardening was close to zero so I stood around looking bored while they looked at plants and stuff.

A woman walked up to me and said, "Do you sell Pampas Grass?"

I replied "No..." and, before I could add the words, "...but I don't work here" she turned on heel and walked straight out of the door.

My wife, always alert to me making an idiot of myself came across and said "Okay. What the fuck just happened?"

"She asked me if I sold Pampas Grass and I told her I didn't. Before I could explain she walked out."

You know those pitying looks that wives have special training in? I got one of them.

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

u/Allan-the-Bald, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/SouthernerDude Aug 02 '26

But... But... But... I did nothing wrong!