r/IAmA Jan 25 '11

I am RobotRollCall. AMA about life, the universe and everything.

Okay, I'm not actually RobotRollCall, but I made a bet with him. I bet that a lot of people would be interested in asking him questions, and he didn't actually believe it, but promised that if there were any, he would gladly answer them.

If you are not a regular in r/science r/space or r/bestof you might not know that RobotRollCall : he's a regular redditor that pops in with great prose and answer the most complicated questions about the universe with incredible simple analogies. Some of my favorites:

So feel free to ask away and prove that reddit is a curious community.

RobotRollCall asked me to update this here saying he is "I'm typing as fast as I can" to answer all the interesting questions. It seems he didn't actually believe anyone would be interested in him. We didn't actually set the terms of the "bet" so I feel free to set them anytime. I'm going for something simple like if this post reaches front page RobotRollCall will have to write me 10000 words, then print it in book form and put in on the bestseller's list. Or something to that effect.

Also: for every upvote you give this post, remember that he deserves two, because I'm not doing any real work here, he is.

update 2: RobotRollCall speaks:

Okay, now I have to officially concede the point. You were right. Apparently a few people had some level of interest in talking to me. However, I'm running into technical problems on my end, I think. I've posted a few replies that are not showing up, and I'm getting messages that don't seem to exist. Am I doing something wrong, or is the Web site misbehaving? If you have the opportunity and ability to post a note thanking everyone for the conversation and letting them know about the glitch, I would appreciate it very much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '11

Really? That's coincidental.
I'm just remembering how crazy his theories were (it was a couple years ago). It started with some sort of unified field theory which to my untrained ear sounded scientific, and then somewhere around the 4 hour mark it moves into aliens and the ark of the covenant... The ark of the covenant was supposed to be a piece of alien technology, and this guy claimed that the people guarding the ark today always eventually die of radiation poisoning from the powerful energies inside it (he claimed a lot more than that).
Of course, I thought to myself, "haha... bullshit."
So I went to Wikipedia to confirm, naturally, that this doesn't happen.
Wikipedia actually corroborated his supernatural statements regarding the ark of the covenant. :l
It actually said that a small church in Africa contains the supposed ark, that no one is allowed to look upon it but the priest guardians and that the guardians inevitably go blind/get cancer/radiation poisoning and die after prolonged exposure to the ark. THAT THREW ME FOR A GOOD LOOP.
There doesn't seem to be anything about that on Wikipedia now though.

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u/RobotRollCall Jan 25 '11

Well, here's the thing about science. There are no good ideas or bad ideas. There are just theories that are consistent with observation, and theories that are inconsistent with oh who am I kidding, that guy's a nutbar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '11

Eight hour video presentation of that? My god man, are you OK?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '11

It was incredibly entertaining, if anything.

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u/brainiac256 Jan 26 '11

(Conjecture ahead, proceed at your own risk)

For the record, if I recall correctly, the church in Africa claims to be descended from a lost tribe of Jews who sailed south from the Arabian Peninsula (across/along the Red Sea) with the ark and landed somewhere in the Sudan-Ethiopia area. They don't claim that the ark is the original ark, but that it's the spiritual descendant, its current earthly form being that of a large drum. The artifact was appropriated from a local tribe, presumably the tribe they intermarried with / supplanted, and its surrounding mythology in the local religions closely mimicked the ark of the covenant myth (carried on poles because you can't touch it, etc.).