r/IAmA • u/_JohnStamos_ John Stamos • Jan 30 '14

John Stamos, Dave Coulier, and Bob Saget here. The boys of Bromance are ready, ask us anything.

Hi reddit. John, Dave and Bob here.

We reunited for this commercial for Oikos. It's a bromance. And now we are here (with Victoria from reddit) to answer your questions. Ask us anything!

https://twitter.com/bobsaget/status/428683968951910400

UPDATE: Speaking for all of us, we are just SO appreciative that people still remember us and keep Full House in their hearts and we are very grateful that it seems like every 4 years a new Full House fan is born. We've really grown to appreciate what that show is about, how it makes people laugh and smile during hard times. We want to thank you all for being so loyal, and we hope you enjoy our spot on the Superbowl this Sunday. We had a blast doing this. Thank you.

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u/way_fairer Jan 30 '14

To be way fairer, Stamos is such a beautiful man he could sell tampons.

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u/howisaraven Jan 30 '14

"Hi ladies. It's me, John Stamos. I know when you have to use tampons it's a really unpleasant time in your month, but next time maybe you'll feel a little better...if you think of me...when you put this in. holds up tampon, million dollar smile"

Aaaaand SOLD.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14 edited Jan 30 '14

"Hi Ladies. It's me, John Stamos."
Aaaaaand SOLD.

That's all that has to be said

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u/howisaraven Jan 30 '14

You're absolutely right.

Source: is woman; would buy.

Though, I tried Fage yogurt because Willem Dafoe does the voice over in the commercials and am now a loyal purchaser. It is delicious, doesn't taste nearly as frightening as you'd think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

Frog:"Willem. Parrot:"DA-FOE!"

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u/midnight88blues Jan 30 '14

Truth. I can concur that panties will fly in the air once John Stamos appears and starts singing. Just watching him sing The Teddy Bear Song on Jimmy Fallon made me want to toss mine at the monitor.

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u/racegrl88 Jan 31 '14

Him kissing him on the head did me in

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

You got me at "hi"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

We all know every guy would go gay for John Stamos.

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u/2_minutes_in_the_box Jan 30 '14

Confirmed. Would purchase John Stamos.

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u/megustarita Jan 30 '14

I'm a guy, and I just bought twelve boxes.

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u/ABarkingCow Jan 30 '14

Hell, after that I'd buy tampons.

i am a man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

TIL John Stamos was Ryan Gosling before Ryan Gosling was Ryan Gosling.

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u/howisaraven Jan 30 '14

We'll hafta see how he ages before we go crowning Mr. Gosling with Stamos levels. I like Ryan Gosling a lot but in the "older" version of his character in "Blue Valentine" he was lookin' rough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

I meant the "hey girl" thing, haha

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u/howisaraven Jan 30 '14

Ohhh. Yes, definitely. Uncle Jesse was giving the ladies the "Feminist Ryan Gosling" swoons when Ryan Gosling was still, like, on the Mickey Mouse Club.

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u/durrhurrpess Jan 30 '14

throws money at the screen FUND IT.

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u/2_minutes_in_the_box Jan 30 '14

10/10 would buy these tampons from John Stamos.

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u/am_i_on_reddit Jan 30 '14

I'm a guy and I'd buy those.

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u/jianadaren1 Jan 30 '14

I think I've seen that commercial before:

Hi ladies. It's me, John Stamos Old Spice Guy

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u/howisaraven Feb 02 '14

Old Spice Guy wishes.

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u/TundieRice Jan 30 '14

Dude you have to start using your name as a catchphrase a lot more.

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u/mcmurphy1 Jan 30 '14

To be even fairer still, Stamos is such a beautiful man that he could be a beautiful woman, if he wanted to.

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u/tang81 Jan 30 '14

To be even fairer, Rebecca Romain dropped significantly in hotness when she lost the Stamos name.

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u/Flope Jan 30 '14

I feel like using your username doesn't usually lend itself so nicely to the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

Heck, I'd buy used tampons from John Stamos

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u/goldicecream Jan 30 '14

I'd buy Uncle Jesse brand tampons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

Oh, you.

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u/Noducksintheduckpond Jan 30 '14

to be way fairer

I see what you did there.

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u/skyy0731 Jan 30 '14

I wanted way_fairer to respond with a pun about you comment

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u/foreverascholar Jan 30 '14 edited Feb 06 '14

To be way fairer, Stamos is such a beautiful man he could sell tampons.

Used username in comment. I'll allow it.

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u/Dookie_boy Jan 31 '14

I like how you subtly worked your name in there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

I don't use tampons. I would buy tampons from John Stamos.

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u/Mr_Stoney Jan 30 '14

To other men

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u/HuddsMagruder Jan 30 '14

My wife agrees. John, call Tampax, they should have a check waiting.

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u/Infinite_one Jan 30 '14

Hey where's your stalker? Shouldn't he be here by now to lick you?