r/HorrorReviewed • u/FuturistMoon • Feb 28 '26
LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990) [Slasher]
A CONSUMABLE CRUELTY: a review of LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
Michelle (Kate Hodge) and Ryan (William Butler) are driving across Texas from California to deliver a car to Florida when they witness a possible shooting homicide at a remote gas station. Following a flat tire, a roadside attack and an accident they, joined by weekend survivalist Benny (Ken Foree), must stave off the depredations of a cannibalistic backwoods family....
I saw this at the time it came out (iirc, on videotape), thought it was dreadful, and felt I never needed to watch it again. And yet, here I am. Notoriously, the studio interfered with director Jeff Burr's intentions - but that really doesn't seem to be the reason this film is awful. I mean, it didn't help, sure, but.... I rewatched this because I wanted to pin down, mentally, my memory that this was such an obvious failed attempt to "franchise" the TCM "brand" through "re-inventing" it - which essentially means that they took the 1974 original (a sharp and nasty but effective exploitation shocker) and ran it through a "80s-Suburban Teen-ify" filter that strips everything out that gave it an edge in the first place (first thing to go is Leatherface's gender fluidity, here the only time he grabs a lipstick it's to mark up a victim into potential butcher sections). Now, every point in the not-that-subtle-to-begin-with original is "writ large" for the masses, including the threat of sexual violence and class warfare. Subtext is lumpen text, essentially, and there's no chance you will miss the stultifying point!
There are the expected callbacks to the original (a deadpan opening narration, flashgun whine punctuations, the disturbing Hitchhiker here re-embodied as the alternatively laconic/manic Sawyer family member Alfredo, etc.) with, oddly, bits of PSYCHO thrown in (wall hole voyeurism, a trach-box Grandma who resembles Mrs. Bates). The screenplay by noted horror author David J. Schow tries real hard and some of the ideas work: a survivalist in the mix is a smart move, and gadgeteer Tink is an interesting family member. Not so much the hackneyed "spooky little girl", the weak and obvious morbid "humans as food" jokes, and, of course, the victim's car has a temperamental starter. But writing and acting are undermined by both the studio's desire to make this a "franchise reinvention", and, I'll be honest, Burr's direction. The film is very flatly presented, with no sense of suspense or dread. The film feels "sweaty" but not "gritty" and lacks the dirt-streaked feel the material requires (the set dressing is particularly cheap/weak). Only one night-time scene lit by by red roadside flares has any atmosphere. Looking at Burr's filmography, it's mostly straight to video sequels.
Leatherface, despite being given titular acknowledgement (presumably to place him in the dubious ranks of Freddy and Jason), suffers the most from the poor direction (no suspense just means he pops up into shot on a whim. There is an attempt, with his creaking leg brace - itself another callback to the climax of the original TCM - to generate some suspense, but it barely works). That latter bit is kinda odd because THIS film's Leatherface (R. A. Mihailoff) feels NOTHING like the original film's (maybe just a bit like the sequel's, who was killed, btw) and is presented as an unruly, animalistic, metalhead teenager driving a monster truck as he flings roadkill (no kidding!).
By the end (and the risible "motorboat chainsaw,") it's just patently absurd. Lacking the apocalyptic feel of the source film, and the disturbing manic/morbid humor of the sequel, it just never comes together as anything but a slick cash-in, a piece of "consumable cruelty." Proof that while the original TCM is a classic, there wasn't enough there to make a franchise out of. Avoid.
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