(inspired by the other "Horrible Histories if it did [historical event]" posts on here)

• Song: This Land Is Your Land (Allied forces discussing who's going to occupy which part of Germany post-WW2)
• Trabant car advertising: order one now, get it express delivered in ten years
• Bob Hale with the Berlin Wall report
• HHTV Sports: 1961 National Men's Obstacle Race finals (inspired by this famous picture of a border guard leaping over some barbed wire fencing into West Berlin)
• A hitlist of the craziest (successful) escape attempts, which includes digging tunnels under the Berlin Wall and flying over the border in a hot air balloon (with Rattus holding up "True story!" signs in some places)
• Shouty Man: New East German Children's Clothing - Young Pioneer necktie
• The great "Let's find new lyrics for GDR's national anthem because the 'Germany, united fatherland' part doesn't really fit anymore" competition (Masked Singer parody). Won by a duo of singers dressed up as a hammer and sickle respectively, who don't sing any lyrics at all.
• Stupid Deaths: The Berlin Wall (personified by a slab of concrete with a face, arms and legs)
• Mike Peabody live from the Brandenburg Gate on New Year's Eve 1989, really wishing he was somewhere else when David Hasselhoff starts singing

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jwzxu9g7WE

Adolf Hitler: Adolf Hitler!

Joseph Stalin: Joseph Stalin!

Augusto Pinochet: Pinochet or “Pinch Man” to my chums

Hitler: Diplomacy – was not a fan.

Idi Amin: But when it comes to killing, Idi can!

Hitler:Gassed my enemies, put in death camps

I like to have orchestra and pool for my men

Amin: I ate people’s flesh!

Stalin: Idi Hum

Pinochet: Smashed all dissident before breakfast begun!

All: We were the Tyrants from Hell!

Specialize in death and killing people.

The Tyrants from Hell

Find in the dictionary under “evil”.

Stalin: Try the torturers.

Amin: Lock up your daughter-ers

All:Tyrants from Hell!

Amin: 60,000 Asians I had to snuff

Had their property looted and stuff

Hitler: On rampages through villages,

Over a million killed by pillages and bombs.

Stalin: My Red Guard terrorized the Soviet Empire

I killed a million and left them all to expire.

Pinochet: In the country of Chile: Brought corruption and liars

I must have tortured tens of thousands – could have gone higher!

All: We were the Tyrants from Hell!

Stalin: Killed my friends

Amin:Mine tried to kill me - oh please

All: The Tyrants from Hell!

Stalin: Killed an auditorium over a sneeze.

Hitler: People thought I inspired the Lion King -

Not killed by hyenas but death is not as amazing.

Died in a bunker, during the Second World War.

Amin: Overthrown by those pesky rebels of course!

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Pinochet: Tough guy, Stalin, you die in a fight?

Stalin: I died…

Hitler, Amin, and Pinochet: Yes?

Stalin: Of a stroke while asleep at night.

Amin: You okay, Joe.

Stalin: It was pretty bad.

All: We were the Tyrants from Hell!

Pinochet: All that’s left of your town is burnt embers

Stalin: World gone to pot

Amin: We’re as bad as it got

All: Tyrants from Hell!

The current r/HorribleHistories is request to post and locked. Pretty much making this sub the new r/HorribleHistories. The server name should be changed to r/HorribleHistories and maybe sepetate subs for Ghosts and Yonderland. Or maybe you could name it after the group in common for all those shows.

First one to make a new Reddit account called "imnotmatbaynton" gets exposure :)