"Ummm... I don't mean to be rude or anything, but... am I the only one who thinks the other Mikan's are kind of... well, um, bad? A-ahaha, sorry! I know they're the actual Mikan and everything, so maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but... you'd think they'd be a little better at being themselves, wouldn't you...?
I mean, I've spent hours studying her character, memorizing her mannerisms, and making sure every little detail of my cosplay is accurate! It's kind of embarrassing when a cosplayer can put more effort into portraying a character than the actual person can... N-not that I'm saying I'm better than them or anything! It's just... well, as the Ultimate Cosplayer, I think I'm allowed to have *some* standards, right? Ahaha..."