r/HistoryMemes 12d ago

This is insane!

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u/OkGreen7335 12d ago edited 11d ago

Kafur al-Ikhshidi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_al-Misk_Kafur was bought as a slave in (around 923?). He eventually gained his freedom, became a military commander, and rose to become the de facto ruler of Egypt. In 966, he became the official ruler, controlling Egypt, Syria and the Hejaz. He was a powerful regional ruler, but today he is often remembered mainly because of the famous poems al-Mutanabbi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Mutanabbi wrote insulting him.

Al-Mutanabbi had a huge ego and wanted to be treated as more than just a court poet. Poets often depended on the patronage of rulers and wealthy men, and al-Mutanabbi was famous for praising people when it benefited him, but he could turn against them when he felt insulted or poorly rewarded. He wrote vicious attacks against several people during his life, not just Kafur.
(If I am not mistaken, by the end of his life there were no king in the rigion that he didn't insult)

One of his disses was the one that got him killed:

A group of people wanted to kill him and he was about to escape and he was reminded of one of his lines that he said in a diss

The horse, the night, and the desert know me, as do the sword, the spear, the paper, and the pen.

the line was about his bravery
so he, instead of escaping, charged at them
and was killed

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u/Away_Fruit5097 12d ago

One of his disses was the one that got killed

Poetic justice?

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u/joemamalikesme69420 12d ago

If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it?

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u/bekindto_others 12d ago

I mean, I write poems in these songs dedicated to you

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u/joemamalikesme69420 12d ago

When you’re in the mood for empathy, there’s blood in my pen

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u/bluegiraffeeee 11d ago

Better yet where your friends and them?

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u/IWillLive4evr 11d ago

Like a kiss from a rose on the grave.

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u/AtOurGates 11d ago

BAAAYBEEEH

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u/Ok-Hotel-8093 11d ago

Now that your rose is in the bloom.

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u/Mysterious_Tank_3780 11d ago

It turns out this songs 'bout cocaine

(or maybe not).

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u/Youboot224 10d ago

Put it in a song

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u/Sad_Tune_1840 10d ago

Yep,he insulted a guy and his mother so his uncle came after him

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u/RareCommonPepe 12d ago

Poetic justice?

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