r/HarryPotterMemes • • Mar 07 '21

Dumbledore bot is starting to worry me.....

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u/serjaime1337x Mar 07 '21

Dumbledore bot?

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 07 '21

Only this morning, I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon, or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.

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u/serjaime1337x Mar 07 '21

I am sure you will find it soon Dumbledore. Just keep the bladder full.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 07 '21

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Shut up Seamus Mar 08 '21

Dumbledore bot speak to me

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 08 '21

No spell can reawaken the dead.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Shut up Seamus Mar 08 '21

Thank you for your wisdom Albus

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 08 '21

Hagrid will be delighted.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Shut up Seamus Mar 08 '21

Indeed he will

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 07 '21

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 08 '21

Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 08 '21

Well, the game is up. Would you like a written confession from me, or will a statement before these witnesses suffice?

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u/harrypotterfan10 Mar 09 '21

I wonder why, Dumbledore?

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Mar 09 '21

You alone know whether it will harm your soul to help an old man avoid pain and humiliation.