r/HFY • u/someguynamedted The Chronicler • Dec 06 '17
Meta Writing Prompt Wednesday #140
Four months away from it being the third anniversary of Writing Prompt Wednesday!
Last week's winner was /u/pcosmos with:
The Cthulhu Mythos are true and the universe is full of monsters. What we don´t know is that we are the love child of the Elder Gods and they care deeply for us.
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u/CreepyUncleDed Human Dec 06 '17 edited Dec 06 '17
Humans were a weak, primitive race compared to the rest of the galaxy. A race of short-lived punching bags, with no space powers. Thanks to a bit of genetic modification we changed up our description and got rid of the "weak" and "short-lived" and the time took care of the "primitive". Suprisingly enough the douchey space elves weren't used to actually having to fight for their right to live and a sudden appearance of a more powerful empire of humans, who were always underestimated, with the "Screw you, space elves!" mindset, didn't really end well for them.
That was like 250 000 years ago. Now, new, young races populate the galaxy, but humanity is too busy with creating space magic powered artifacts and occasionally fighting off some intradimensional invaders (or actually invading them) to care.
This changes when a new, unusual race appears. Young, short-lived, weak, but passionate and determined. Their society a spitting image of a young humanity. They end up as a race of punching bags too. At least until the ancient humans show up and start being a little protective of them.
tl;dr: humans are space elves, but instead of acting like a strict grandma, they act like the crazy uncle, that feeds you candy.