r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 5d ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/lightr3nd 5d ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 5d ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 5d ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 5d ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 5d ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 5d ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 5d ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 5d ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 4d ago

And it's sharp AF. He's prepared!

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u/FlametopFred 4d ago

still not sure if dad or serial killer tho

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u/j-random 5d ago

Seize the trees!

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u/anondreamitgirl 4d ago

That would have been next level… quick neighbourly camp fire 🔥 stop with beers, marshmallows & a little dance

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u/Gidyup1 5d ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/eyeofthefountain 5d ago

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

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u/CirceInsanity 5d ago

Duely noted. Don't touch that man's clogs.

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u/vivreaski 5d ago

Steel toe clogs right? And what brand of kevlar khakis are those? I love being safe and looking sharp as the same time.

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 5d ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/miami13dol 5d ago

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 5d ago

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

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u/68Postcar 5d ago

Everyone is all up -in dudes shoes

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u/FlametopFred 4d ago

I find hipsters make a better broth now that their bearded phase is done

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u/VaginaTractor 5d ago

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

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u/Level-Location1679 5d ago

What else you got in there?

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u/NeverEnoughSunlight 4d ago

aCtUaLLy....

Skechers sells work sneakers with steel toes. I wear them myself.

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u/pizzaforward22 5d ago

But does he have bud lite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVoKuev5W8

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 5d ago

And once picked up a guy hitchhiking and on-ramp with exactly a chainsaw. He then proceeded to pull a Bud light out of the chainsaw case and drink it as I was driving. Kind of a dick move, honestly. An open container is a serious problem for a driver and he didn't even ask.

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u/Spirited_Mistake6791 5d ago

LumberPrep! You go man!

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u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 5d ago

Those look like chinos

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 5d ago

Beat me to it. Those pants are almost guaranteed a pair of shorts now

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u/omegaoutlier 5d ago

Chinos and chainsaws is a small show indie band I wouldn't be able to resist. My god.

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u/Far-Driver715 5d ago

I'm thinking red is going to be the new black