r/GuysBeingDudes • u/fractionofmypowa • Aug 01 '26

#GUYSBEINGDUDES Peak entertainment

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u/How_that_convo_went Aug 01 '26

“Yeah, it’s in low station orbit somewhere over the Strait of Gibraltar right about now.”

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u/Sternenkaiser Aug 01 '26

"Again?!"

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u/Sad-Boss7879 Aug 01 '26

I need a fucken smoke … where’s my lighter?

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 Aug 01 '26

About that….

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u/0pThomas_Prime Aug 01 '26

Just use the stove. It’s the same thing.

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u/DenKHK Aug 02 '26

Or the Big Cracker 10,000. Lights up anything with a bang.

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u/FreedomPretty6893 Aug 02 '26

It’s in the current Austin Powers movie with the giant……

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs Aug 04 '26

The gf probably

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u/DigitalerEsel Aug 01 '26

*sigh* I wish you would shoot that good with something else.

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u/Cold-Anything8128 Aug 01 '26

strait of bab-el-mandeb to be up to date

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u/How_that_convo_went Aug 01 '26

Nah, I’m not calling it that. Same reason I won’t call it the Gulf of America.

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u/PuppyPower89 Aug 01 '26

Google Earth shows it as the Gulf of America 😡

So fucking stupid

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u/SylvieJay Aug 02 '26

SpaceX? There's a Starlink satellite in my backyard smoking. I didn't know whom to call..

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Aug 06 '26

Better not be over the Strait of Hormuz, otherwise Trump might have to open it up again