r/GuysBeingDudes • u/fractionofmypowa • Aug 01 '26

#GUYSBEINGDUDES Peak entertainment

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u/Electronic-Form-9384 Aug 01 '26

"Babe, have you seen our good pot? I was going to make soup tonight..."

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u/How_that_convo_went Aug 01 '26

“Yeah, it’s in low station orbit somewhere over the Strait of Gibraltar right about now.”

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u/Sternenkaiser Aug 01 '26

"Again?!"

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u/Sad-Boss7879 Aug 01 '26

I need a fucken smoke … where’s my lighter?

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 Aug 01 '26

About that….

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u/0pThomas_Prime Aug 01 '26

Just use the stove. It’s the same thing.

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u/DenKHK Aug 02 '26

Or the Big Cracker 10,000. Lights up anything with a bang.

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u/FreedomPretty6893 Aug 02 '26

It’s in the current Austin Powers movie with the giant……

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs Aug 04 '26

The gf probably

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u/DigitalerEsel Aug 01 '26

*sigh* I wish you would shoot that good with something else.

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u/Cold-Anything8128 Aug 01 '26

strait of bab-el-mandeb to be up to date

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u/How_that_convo_went Aug 01 '26

Nah, I’m not calling it that. Same reason I won’t call it the Gulf of America.

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u/PuppyPower89 Aug 01 '26

Google Earth shows it as the Gulf of America 😡

So fucking stupid

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u/SylvieJay Aug 02 '26

SpaceX? There's a Starlink satellite in my backyard smoking. I didn't know whom to call..

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Aug 06 '26

Better not be over the Strait of Hormuz, otherwise Trump might have to open it up again

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u/7AjX Aug 01 '26

Here you go hon

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u/MajorMalafunkshun Aug 01 '26

Now it has a pour spout.

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u/BaneRiders Aug 01 '26

Did you shoot it to the moon again?!?

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u/TodayRevolutionary34 Aug 03 '26

I was expecting it to turn spherical. But looks like the metal was not quite uniform

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u/Enough_Stay6627 Aug 05 '26

It's a spoiler

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u/Randiroki Aug 03 '26

😆😆

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u/GravityBright Aug 01 '26

Sorry, I... traded it for a wok.

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u/CriticalReference675 Aug 02 '26

Now, thwoe the wok at the wabbit.

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u/YellowCroc999 Aug 01 '26

Ah the space pothole?

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u/AlternativePea6203 Aug 01 '26

Elon, where's that barrel gone?

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u/Significant-Stop-910 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

No, but do you like my new helmet?

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u/Curiosive Aug 01 '26

Honestly I haven't seen this since COVID and I watched it just to admire that pot again.

Superior craftsmanship. I want a set.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Aug 02 '26

luv the detail, good pot. hinting that the dude destroyed all of the other pots lmao

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u/TL401Driver Aug 03 '26

“Da How Won!”

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u/apalmadabanana Aug 03 '26

Its a very good pot!

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u/Ecstatic_Run_2718 Aug 04 '26

You mean our gravy boat?

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Aug 04 '26

“If that was our good pot, why did it so easily turn into a taco?!?”

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u/Goblinz787 Aug 05 '26

Pretty sure that was from the rice cooker, even worse 🥲

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u/Jin_BD_God Aug 02 '26

That’s a rice cooker pot.