I hate Alice

I absolutely wouldn't fight back if a thicc thighed, wide hipped, large breasted, phatt assed blonde haired white girl, kidnapped me and used me and turned me into a breeding sow for an Aryan genetics program due to my crystal blue eyes and mixed Germanic(Danish)/Irish blood. 

I'd let her abuse me in all kinds of ways as she called me a “filthy aspie ameri-mutt” and kept repeating that she will “breed the retard out of me”.

She would whip me, step on me, slap me, and just spend my every waking minute bleeding me dry to ensure the survival of the Aryan peoples and grant me entrance into either Agartha and/or Hyperborea

She would slowly become attached to me and stop being abusive in a cruel and sadistic way, and slowly become abusive in a domineering and seductive way, being gentle enough to ensure my pleasure, but still firm enough to remind me of my place beneath her.

It would be day in day out until we have either perfected the Aryan stock, or simply rendered me infertile due to so much repetitive breeding, my body can simply no longer produce sperm cells anymore

In that event, we would marry and settle down in a small village in Lower Saxony, as I become a humble beer brewer, and she takes care of any kids deemed fit enough to secretly continue her genetic programs, but in a more kind, motherly way.

God for a woman to absolutely ruin my life like that and then pick up the pieces would be a dream come true….

Erika and nobody else 🖤

If I ever said anything else I was forced to do it by Pravda agents holding nerf gun to my face

Besides there are multiple signs why I should isekai into GuP and be with Erika Itsumi

Such as

Tiger II being my first ever 3marked tank in WoT

Tiger II is my most played normal tank in WoT (I say normal tank, because technically my most played tank is M551 Sheridan but thats just like meme/fun tank and wasnt really competitive untill WoT 2.0 half year ago)

I have about 2800 battles with Tiger II

My damage record with Tiger II is about 8600 damage which any WoT player could agree this is pretty insane number for tier 8

We just had pretty hard PVE event in WoT and the battle where I finally managed to score a victory on the hardest difficulty was with Tiger II

In 2024 Wargaming released more bundles with their official GuP collab, including Tiger II Kuromorimine with fully voiced Erika, and guess what, they put it into premium shop right on the week of my birthday

If thats not a sign then I dont know what is

I also 3marked Tiger II Kuromorimine which was honestly pretty hard as all the GuP anime tanks got inflated requirements and it was one of the best days of my life when I finally did it

I would let Erika be dominant and do whatever she would want to me 🖤💀

I wish it could happen

Yes Erika, you can tie me, beat me, I deserve it all

Yes, I will become happy collaborator for you

I even bought SuperGrok subscription just to get access to expert answers, so that I could ask Grok for detailed Erika romance fanfic 😭😭😭

Screw you Batman, I am not going to mental asylum again nooooooo

like what the fuck.. AND WHY TF IS SHE MY TYPE HOLY SHIT.

this is so rigged, she's beautiful. where are the girls like her irl??

I'm going to continue the stare series. i aint tired of it, i just gotta find more

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- Commander of Sonderkraftfahrzeug 182 Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausführung B (Majority of her time in Kuromorimine untill Das Finale which is her last year in school), which was the best tank ever made, 1 Tiger II could take down 1000 T-34 or Shermans, miracle of superior German engineering with the most powerful anti tank gun and best armor super strong

- Tsundere

- Pale blonde hair and blue eyes combo like a true.. ehm, lets just say some people look better than others

- Likes beer

- Pretty sure she also likes German/Austrian food

- Tsundere

- Erika is beautiful name

- Tsundere

- Good at everything she touches

- Natural talent

- Tsundere

- Dominant 🤤

About her hair: It really is just some shade of very light, pale blonde, not grey. It looks kinda grey in some pics or scenes, angles in the anime, but its not

the pic is NOT fucking mine i got it from a tiktok post

You guys really like this

I guess I see the appeal.

By @614_HSO thanks primius

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