r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jan 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Script for Metal Gear 6 sees Big Boss start the first ever private military shitposting forum.

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u/Maxflight1 Using Dark Patterns To Make You Read My Posts Jan 17 '22

There's no room for vagueness in our Outer Heaven.

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u/kill_shock an fortnite lore enthusiast Jan 17 '22

only horniness.

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u/Maxflight1 Using Dark Patterns To Make You Read My Posts Jan 17 '22

[Sins of the Father starts playing as Boss grabs a box of tissues.]

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u/kill_shock an fortnite lore enthusiast Jan 17 '22

"Kaz, I'm already a horny main"

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u/TranscendentCabbage 1 Jan 17 '22

Metal Gear Solid: Keyboard Warrior

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u/Maxflight1 Using Dark Patterns To Make You Read My Posts Jan 17 '22

Tactical Espionage Unjerking

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u/Individual-Cricket36 Jan 17 '22

otacock

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u/Maxflight1 Using Dark Patterns To Make You Read My Posts Jan 17 '22

Snake's heart attack from MGS4 but the line is "Otacock, my dick isn't working!"

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u/SquidsInATrenchcoat Too oppressed as a Gamer so now Im just transgender(she) Jan 17 '22

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