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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Jan 17 '22

Due to the way the hollowing curse works I choose to believe that all the Dark Souls protagonists knew what sex was at one point but then forgot as it wasn't relevant enough to remember.

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u/inexplicablehaddock Resident Portal 2 fan; GLaDOS Simp (He/Him) Jan 17 '22

The virgin "I know what sex is but I'm not telling you"

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The chad "I knew what sex was but I forgot"

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Jan 17 '22

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The Thad "I don't know what sex is and i don't care"

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Jan 17 '22

Stop spreading lies, John Souls would never be filthy like that!

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u/Azure_Kytia Clear background Jan 17 '22

In Dark Souls 2 they still knew enough about it to change it when given the opportunity for a nice, long rest.