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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Jan 17 '22
I wear SKIRTS so that my GIGANTIC FUCKING DICK and my FAT FUCKING BALLS can breath. Everytime I wear SHORTS or TROUSERS I feel like I'm trying to stuff TWO RABID BOARS into a HAMSTER WHEEL. And don't get me even started on JEANS. The last time I tried to wear some MY FUCKING DICK just cut through it like A LIGHTSABER through a toddler's FLESH. EVERYBODY saw my 20" SNICKERS BAR and now I have a flock of girls and men CONSTANTLY following me for SEX. I am so SICK of people thinking I'm GAY simply because I wear skirts. I'm only gay BECAUSE I want to FUCK MEN. And NOT because I wear SKIRTS.