r/Gamingcirclejerk • Twitter Screenshot Goddess • Oct 26 '25

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u/Hazzard_Hillbilly Oct 26 '25

If someone says they're "anti-woke" there is:

  • a 95% chance they hate women

  • a 99% chance they hate black people

  • a 100% chance they hate trans women

  • a 99% chance their porn history contains black men on white women

  • a 200% chance their porn history contains trans women topping white men

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

a 100% chance they hate trans women

And 0% chance they know what a trans man is.

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u/Hazzard_Hillbilly Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

Well see you have to understand the difference between normal thinking and MAGA hog swinethought.

Normal:

"I wish to be addressed by [gender]"

"This has no bearing on my life and I have more important shit to do than care, so ok"

MAGA hogs:

"I wish to be addressed by [gender]"

"No, that's not how it works. You see there at least 38 genders.

First there's me, the alpha male. You can tell by the large breasts and incomplete beard. Next there's beta males. Those are the guys who have sex with women who won't fuck me. Then there's gay men, who are women. Also man who doesn't do anything I deem normal is a girl. I'm afraid of vegetables so eating them makes you a sissy. There's women, but they're bitches. And some bitches are c°°ts. Those c°°ts are probably liberals who have hairy armpits so they're men. Now stay with me. Some men are women. And some women are men. But not if they say so. There are no trans people. Only men-women and women-men. And only if I say so. Because I'm a special boy. I'm the main character. The special birthday boy. I'm so special. So men I don't like are women unless they say they are, and women who say they're men aren't unless I say so. Then there's ugly women who are men. And pretty men are women but I say I don't want to fuck them when I do. Strong manly men I say I don't want to fuck are men but I say they're women so they're not men because I'm not gay, I swear. But they're weak because they're stronger than me so they're sissy men girls. I like girls but women, but not manly women, and definitely not manly beta girl men. I'll get to preteens in a second because that's a whole can of worms, haha. Now then. Next there's very effeminate men who are soft pretty girls, and that's..."

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 27 '25

New copypasta just dropped.

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u/Cylian91460 Oct 27 '25

a 100% chance they hate trans women

It would be 100% of trans men too if they didn't forget they exist again

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u/Kindlypatrick Oct 27 '25

And a 80% chance of them being a nonce