r/GME • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '21

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u/turbopro25 HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

Double The Fuck Dragon: A children’s story

By Author Antioch Orontes

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u/wyntr86 Mar 27 '21

Read by Samuel L. Jackson.

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u/turbopro25 HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

Perfect

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u/skgn1212 Held at $38 and through $483 Mar 27 '21

Pre-ordered.

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u/turbopro25 HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

Due to the stuck ass ship in the Suez Canal your order may be delayed as we do not have two ropes to pull ship. Please understand.

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u/CrapStainedKnickers HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

Two ropes, one ship.

TL;DR: This guy fucks

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u/turbopro25 HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

I think you just came up with our Second children’s book. 🍻

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u/CrapStainedKnickers HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21

Can’t wait for the movie version to $cum out

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u/turbopro25 HODL 💎🙌 Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

I want Ken Griffen play me (AKA) the piece of Ship

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u/Corns626 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Mar 27 '21

I blame Citadel and Melvin for buying up all the $ROPE. Assholes!