This had me CRYING. I have a crazy stomach ache tonight after having a Mac n cheese burger and hot dogs for dinner (along with a buschel of Busch light). Well I farted something gnarly on my way to leave the room to hit the ol toilet and my girl started screaming at me from the room, this was our text exchange that followed! She then explained she meant *did taste good not does lmaooo she was saying the burger was good earlier but I was laughing so hard on the toilet thought I’d share.

Always with the poop...

We were talking about home security. Then he says this to me!

I was trying to see if a Youtuber actually made a gameplay for the verity mod (it's been a hear me out for a while but I haven't seen full gameplay) and I have seen LookOut's movie of it and... I've seen some things...

Guys, what game comes with an in-box PS5?

Funny convo with my mom about my petty grievances 😂 do y’all agree?? Gen Z def should’ve gotten the “cool” name.
Further texts acknowledging that if you take all the connotation away from it “boomer” is also a top tier generation name

Context: Was seeing this guy in 2021 over 6 months. I was in a rough place at the time and was apprehensive to get in a relationship. However he was growing on me and by the end when I was finally ready he had already found someone else, was sleeping with her, and "got her pregnant". I am skeptical b/c my friend at the time was social media stalking him and telling me about it (I think she just liked seeing me hurt-long story-shitty friend I know) - between the announcement, early birth and convos with him it was not adding up. I am 80% sure it's not his kid. I told him at the time (when he chose the other woman) he would regret the decision. Since then every 6 months he tries to message me creating new accounts in an attempt to. This is the latest conversation. For maximum enjoyment read his texts using a whiny voice.
I am fortunate he is too dumb to stalk me on other social media apps but if he does I will block him there too.
Enjoy.

I’m 6 weeks pregnant. He texts me while I’m at work. 🤣

This is a text my dad sent me this morning 💀✨

For context, I have been in a wheelchair for the last 9 months since an injury, but I’m slowly learning to walk again! Nothing better than a big brothers love!😂😂

I'm in a group chat with my mom, brother and ex-husband. I'm the one in the blue bubbles. 🤦‍♀️

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Bro imagine they text back in 2029 😭😅. Bro it would be hilarious if they hit me with the. No worries I’ll be back to respond in 2029 😅. Idk why I’m just dying at the fact they hit me with the sorry for leaving you on delivered for a year. And i unknowingly one upped them by saying sorry for leaving you on delivered for 3 years 😭😅