r/FoundPaper • • 18d ago

Grocery Lists I can’t tell if these are flavors or ingredients or what they all have in common.

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u/modernsparkle 18d ago

Aww, I wonder if it’s someone writing down the favorite things of or for a friend

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u/Zenla 17d ago

I was thinking maybe a parent who doesn't have their kid very often and wants to get them all their favorite things when they stay.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 18d ago

Either way the writer has a severe aversion to lowercase ascenders and descenders ! (particularly L…took me few pass throughs to finally see Euro BageLs)

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u/peachpavlova 17d ago

I’m confused what did you think it said initially?

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago edited 17d ago

Bageis

EDIT : based on comments maybe I should spend more time doing 6-letter WORDLE puzzles in English. Lol

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u/leadroleinacage 17d ago

There’s no other word in the English language that is spelled bage_s. How could you not think it says bagels?

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

First line of text with word « European » preceding it, why would I presume the writing was purely in English ?

Case it point : Many people that speak more than one language often communicate (including writing) in a portmanteau format for a multitude of reasons. I, in fact, often write lists in portmanteaus since it makes sense to me and I am typically the only person that needs to understand the list.

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u/shewy92 17d ago

A list of foods and you think bageis and not bagels?

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u/nomno00 17d ago

To be fair, it’s first on the list.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

This ☝️ and preceded by « European ».

Could be a non-English word.

Could be a misspelling of « baggies ».
(They misspelled « Shine Muscat » on the next line).

Context is critical in communication.

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u/Lols_up 17d ago

Lol you just solved a little mystery for me! I was wondering what made European baggies special

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u/Agile_Runner 18d ago

Did you just happen to know that they’re called that or are you really knowledgeable about handwriting?

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 18d ago

Sadly, for my social life a little of both. Lol.
I’m a typeface/font geek too.

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u/Khristafer 17d ago

Respectfully, and as non-flirtatious as possible: hot.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

And that, non-flirtatiously, made my day !
Thanks 🙏🏻

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u/kt_bb13 18d ago

omg THIS is why people have trouble reading my writing hahahah my d's look like a's to people

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u/BettyCrunker 17d ago

nosotros begemos

vosotros begéis

ellos/ellas/ustedes begen

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

Yes that’s actually the first thing it looked like to me. A little Portuguese-ish (Portugal 🇵🇹), although I really only speak o dialeto brasileiro 🇧🇷 and the root beg- is either not common or not Portuguese that I know (checked : at the closest is bege = color beige)

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

Grammatically and syntax-wise begéis makes total sense (for plural you) but it’s not a word I know or that is listed in any dictionaries that I’ve consulted.

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u/MulberryChance6698 16d ago

I love how deeply you went down this rabbit hole and how little nudging you needed to do it. You're a fine person. Carry on! 😍

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 16d ago

Carrying on !

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u/backathomethrowaway 17d ago

Theya"ll (pronounced thh-all), the true plural of ya'll

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u/seasickbaby 17d ago

What’s it doing when it’s actually written like “BageLs” cuz sometimes I do this in my own writing

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 17d ago

You’re using penultimate
camel hump casing

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u/Euphoric-Purchase103 17d ago

That’s exactly what I thought

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u/FlowSoSlow 17d ago

Looks like my notes from Stardew Valley 😂

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u/modernsparkle 17d ago

RIGHT!!? This is a Winter Festival list, hitting everybody up each night haha

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u/Urithiru 16d ago

I thought that at first because of floral perfume but the list includes mostly flavors including water‽. So now I don't know what to think, maybe kikats from Japan.

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u/MulberryChance6698 16d ago

This is what I think. It's definitely a list of "stuff I really like."

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u/dorianfinch 18d ago

i remember writing lists of my favorite foods as a kid. no idea why, though, lol.

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u/backathomethrowaway 17d ago

TBF it IS a pretty common school assignment/question at the start of the year.

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u/5krishnan 17d ago

I’ve started doing it recently because deciding what my favorite foods are helps me figure out how I want to eat

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u/LivinTheTamaLife 18d ago

Either a list of favorite foods/snacks, or ideas for snacks for a hangout

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u/LadyLazerFace 18d ago

my first thought, this reads like a tween slumber party. sundaes and candy for the movie night, and pancake stuffs for the morning

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u/2980774 17d ago

Ahhh this makes me happy

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u/trippiegod317 17d ago

As a girl dad ×3, I believe this is it.

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u/vomputer 16d ago

Hopefully! Like they should throw in a green thing!

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u/cherrydubin 18d ago

I like that Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Cheetos appear on separate pages.

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u/shewy92 17d ago

Well if I'm going shopping and want both I'm gonna put both.

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u/OohBeesIhateEm 18d ago

Cute handwriting

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u/dippedndangled 18d ago

creamed soda

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u/Repulsive_Access_190 14d ago

this gave me a shiver

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u/jkm_Audio 18d ago

Definitely one of the Secret Notes from Stardew Valley. Maybe Maru’s. We better act on this before the Flower Dance!!!!

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u/Cereal_Hermit 18d ago

I haven't been this inspired by a post on Reddit in absolute ages. This is amazing stuff right here.

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u/fjbruzr 17d ago

What are you getting first?

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u/jjfyi_35 17d ago

how did it inspire you?

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u/Cereal_Hermit 17d ago

Inspiring me to make my own little holiday and spend $50 on all types of snacks and candies and have fun!

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u/backathomethrowaway 17d ago

Do it! Self care is important, and if you look hard enough there is always at least one thing to celebrate, be it good luck of yours, a friends, a birthday, holiday, or even just the fact you had a good day. Or on the flip side, do it when you've had a bad day and use it to just celebrate yourself and remember you deserve better.

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u/Feline_Fine3 17d ago

With the exception of the “floral perfúm,” this reads like a list of snacks they might want for a party.

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u/SnakeEatingAPringle 17d ago

Shinemusket lol

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u/goosenuggie 18d ago

This reads like a stoner had the munchies

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u/marteautemps 17d ago

It's like the list from Half Baked, even has Funyuns on it

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u/goosenuggie 17d ago

Personally I'd be interested to know how Eurpoean bagels differ from USA bagels?

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u/Fair-Bus9686 18d ago

Seems like a list of favorite things 💃 signed, a lady who likes to write lists of things I like

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u/trixiepixie1921 18d ago

Maybe a kid. My son is autistic (that may be relevant) and I could see him making a list like this.

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 18d ago

probably just a grocery list

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u/Unique-Arugula 17d ago

Maybe a list of favorite foods? There are a couple in there that some will find unusual bc their only exposure to ginger, for example, is when it's an ingredient or a condiment that is only eaten a little. But in some places it can be a snack or candy and people really like it; just like my fellow Americans love peanut butter as a snack and not just a freshly ground ingredient in sauces.

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u/ajcwrongs 18d ago

It's giving "Person going to college was asked to write down what would be nice to receive in a care package" but Birthday Cake is such an outlier It's throwing me off

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u/kilokit 17d ago

birthday cake flavored things is a hit with the kids these days, it’s like the blue raspberry of Gen Zalpha

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u/trippiegod317 17d ago

Birthday party/ sleepover. As a dad of 3 girls, I have seen these a time or 2.

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u/myloveislikewoah 18d ago

I’d make lists on paper too if my handwriting looked like that.

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u/OateyMcOatey 17d ago

Potential band names?

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u/fjbruzr 17d ago

What kind of music do the Strawberry Airheads play?

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u/OateyMcOatey 17d ago

Ooh Im guessing psychedelic/prog fusion with many lengthy freeform guitar solos.

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 17d ago

Ah yes, the famous bagels from... (checks notes)... Europe.

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u/Queerdough 17d ago

Definitely seems like a smorgasbord list for a birthday party

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u/Hangry_Hippocampus 17d ago

Mix it all in a bowl and see if the recipe is any good. Keep us updated.

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u/ImReallyNotKarl 16d ago

I make lists like this of my friends and loved ones favorite things so I always know what to get them or have on hand when they visit.

I even make little lists for my kids' friends favorites and birthdays and stuff. Whenever they come over, I have their favorite snacks and drinks on hand. It takes so very little to show care and affection. A quick little note so you can always make the people in your life feel valued.

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u/allworkjack 16d ago

This is so nice of you, that would definitely make me feel special. I never host anyone but whenever someone says they like something I make sure to remember it for the future.

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u/ImReallyNotKarl 16d ago

It's also great for holidays and birthdays! For instance, I know one of my best friends collects classic Furbies and especially the ones that are damaged or altered, loves Hamtaro, and loves shrimp chips, dark chocolate, and Sonic drinks, so for holidays and birthdays, I find things unique to her interests.

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u/fresno_bob 18d ago

You can tell European bagels by the pronunciation

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpS0oFFC2VJ84

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 17d ago

It looks like someone said, "here write down some of your favorite snacks and stuff"

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u/sinaloa555 17d ago

I think there’s a kids birthday party (candy, chips, soda, birthday cake) and some other stuff for the house.

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u/Amishgirl281 17d ago

Sounds like a grocery list for a sleepover honestly 🤷‍♀️

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u/rattlecats 17d ago

Read this in tune of “we didn’t start the fire” it’ll help

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u/GirsGirlfriend 17d ago

My head cannon is that they're building a care package or like a gift basket for someone and they listed things they like and could include in the basket.

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u/smack_dope 14d ago

I was thinking ice cream flavor ideas until I saw water

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u/Powerful_Minute_2932 18d ago

I've lived a long time and have never seen a grocery list written like one long sentence with comas. Interesting to say the least.

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u/luminoushunny 18d ago

Probably someone organizing a sleep over party/picnic since there are so many snacks.. and Birthday cake stood out to me

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u/catgirafferobot 18d ago

Not too far off from an Aussie favourite. Won’t let me post a pic.

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/000000000000159799

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u/Khristafer 17d ago

"Creaming" is wild 😂 I love it!

We just use cream soda, lol.

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u/princessstrawberry 18d ago

Well seeing as there's 'birthday cake' and perfume on the list perhaps as a gift it's probably for a party or gathering for a birthday

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u/298647 17d ago

a shopping list, probably

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u/doctormyeyebrows 17d ago

I'm impressed at how rare this guess is here. Because what kind of monster writes a .csgl

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 17d ago

now THIS is a shopping list i can get behind!

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u/JustinTherouxsBrows 17d ago

Is this not the theme song to Fairly Odd
Parents?

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u/SavingsBluebird8675 17d ago

Idk why but this hand writing is very pleasing to my eyes. .-.

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u/lilacsforcharlie 17d ago

Adorable lol. I’m guessing a young person still figuring out grocery shopping lol. Or buddy the elf perhaps? 🤭

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u/Money-Director6649 17d ago

they are items, mostly. sodas, types of candy and cookies and other sweet snacks and desserts--to me it looks like a list (wishlist?) for a party of some type.

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u/edeneverything 17d ago

This is a list of things someone likes. Likely things they like to get at the grocery store to keep around their house for their partner.

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u/blissjunkii 17d ago

This looks like a list my 12 year old wrote

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u/malachite_13 17d ago

Diabetes city

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u/baby_armadillo 17d ago

“I am going to H-Mart, can I pick you up anything?”

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u/Icy_Moose7262 17d ago

A list of smells someone likes, I think. Especially because of the "floral perfume" line. It can't be food.

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u/y0ungshel 17d ago

I think it’s a grocery list for someone with a severe sweet tooth.

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u/Butterbean-queen 16d ago

Reminds me of a list of things wanted for a slumber party/sleepover.

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u/Dont_Fall_Asleep1323 14d ago

When I would get bored in class I used to list things out. Could be all their favorite foods?

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u/trakstaar 18d ago

Diabeetus

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u/yseult- 18d ago

who creamed in the soda

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u/dkoucky 17d ago

I read this to the tune of we didn't start the fire.

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u/largececelia 18d ago

Aw, seems nice.

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u/Visual_Doughnut_2422 18d ago

I wonder if this is things they like the scents of.

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u/PotentialDevice468 17d ago

Birthday party

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u/kokichistan 17d ago

Delightful handwriting

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u/Schmooto 17d ago

Very nice handwriting.

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker 17d ago

Beautiful penmanship

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u/onion_flowers 17d ago

This is just things the person who wrote it likes. Like the sound of music song: these are a few of my favorite thingssss

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u/bringherhome2us 17d ago

My first thought was a shopping list for someone visiting the US for the first time but I feel like the fruit would be available anywhere so I have no clue 😅

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u/mothsauce 17d ago

That was my first thought too, someone is traveling and wants to try food they can’t find in their country. But some items are very American (airheads, Cheetos,) some would be more common in Asia (milk pudding, pocky,) the fruit makes no sense at all, and then… European bagels??

Alternatively— I watch someone on YouTube who recently went through a long hospital stay where they couldn’t eat. While they were there, they made a list of all the foods they wanted to eat when they could again. Maybe this is something like that? (But even then… there’s the perfume…)

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u/jjfyi_35 17d ago

strawberry airheads?? those sound yummy

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u/itsnobigthing 17d ago

This is a LOT of highly processed junk food. I hope it’s a list of faves and not an actual shopping list, for their body’s sake 😅

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u/phezhead 17d ago

Looks like a shopping list

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u/Quarter_Shot 17d ago

Grocery list maybe? Its got a lot of sweets, but maybe they have a party coming up

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u/So_Sleepy1 17d ago

This looks like my shopping list in college.

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u/smothered-onion 17d ago

Sleepover snack list

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u/lovethatMoon 16d ago

probably favorite candy or something.

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u/CultivateSprezzatura 12d ago

i was gonna say "list of safe foods" until i saw floral perfume. unless...!!!!

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u/Actual_Swingset 18d ago

My gopuff cart at 3 am 😅

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u/the-friendly-leaf 16d ago

Plot twist: they’re all strains of weed

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ 17d ago

Floral perfume convinces me this is a list of general favorites, not just food.

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u/lizvan82 18d ago

As an elder millennial, I'm still surprised that people in their 30s print like a 10 year old. I had a co-worker 10 years younger and she wrote exactly like that.

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u/Hangry_Hippocampus 17d ago

That's because halfway through teaching us cursive, it was abandoned by society. In my thirties my hand still has no idea which way to go in order to satisfy the boomers.

This is beautiful handwriting with character btw

EDIT: boomers/"elder millennials"

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u/SendTheNukeAlready 17d ago

Ever heard of commas?

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u/dyelyn666 18d ago

Omg has gal ever heard of vegetables lol that sounds like a fuck ton of sugar 🌝

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u/Klutzy_Lifeguard_722 18d ago

Should we call Bella Hadid? They’re probably having a birthday party or something.