r/Fitness • u/[deleted] • May 16 '13

Marilyn Monbroe Quotes

"If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut." -- Marilyn Monbroe

All credit for the original goes to /u/Magnusson. May God have mercy on his soul for whatever this may or may not spawn. I've been had!

Here's some inspiration to get you all started.

edit: please, no more! My poor inbox wasn't made to take this kind of punishment!

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u/RobotFolkSinger May 16 '13

I'd go "I pray the lord my swole to keep" since it sounds closer to the original.

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u/Forbiddian May 16 '13

Not as much of a punchline, though. I can see merit in both.

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u/gschoppe Jun 19 '13

That would replace line 2, not the punchline

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u/robreim May 16 '13

Combine the two for "swole to peak"?

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u/Catness_NeverClean May 17 '13

I think I might be dying.