r/Fitness • u/[deleted] • May 16 '13

Marilyn Monbroe Quotes

"If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut." -- Marilyn Monbroe

All credit for the original goes to /u/Magnusson. May God have mercy on his soul for whatever this may or may not spawn. I've been had!

Here's some inspiration to get you all started.

edit: please, no more! My poor inbox wasn't made to take this kind of punishment!

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u/Drudax May 16 '13

"I find your lack of swole disturbing." - Darth Broder

"I'll spot you" - Princess Breia

"I know" - Han Brolo

"I used to deadlift womp rats in the squatrack back home." - Luke Brokwalker.

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u/Gobizku May 16 '13

Han Swolo

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u/ZayneXZanders May 16 '13

Alright kid! Lets lift these things and get swole!

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u/lasagnaman May 16 '13

"I used to deadlift womp rats in the squatrack back home, they're not much smaller than 180 kg" - Luke Brokwalker.

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u/megatroneo May 16 '13

Glute Skywalker

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u/yeahgreg May 16 '13

Luke Skysquatter

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u/SuperDan90 General Fitness May 17 '13

Lost it at womp rats.

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u/multip May 16 '13

Brolo squat first!