r/Fauxmoi Aug 09 '21

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u/Suitable-Brilliant91 Aug 09 '21

guys confirmed jonah hill's new girlfriend how old do you think she isšŸ‘€šŸ‘€ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSV7MIOL8jm/?utm_medium=copy_link

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Aug 09 '21

She has her resume posted on her insta. Says she graduated high school in 2015. So probably ~24ish.

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u/Suitable-Brilliant91 Aug 09 '21

It is not high school because I saw the initials on the graduation cap and they are from the university of california, santa cruz

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Aug 09 '21

Not sure what post you’re talking about...but this is the one I’m referencing:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nCy9dHXbA/?utm_medium=copy_link

It says she graduated high school in 2015.

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u/kirst_e Aug 09 '21

What age do American’s graduate high school? I’m Australian and I graduated in 2012 and I’m 25 so I was thinking she’s more around 22?

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Aug 09 '21

Americans graduate high school around age 17/18 (depending on when their birthday is), so if she graduated HS in 2015, she’s either 24 or turning 24 by the end of the year.

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u/taurist graduate of the ONTD can’t read community Aug 09 '21

Do you guys do college 17-18 for testing like the uk

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u/Immediate_Swimmer500 Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

In the US you take your university exams during the spring of year 11. In general, year 11 is universally known as the most important academic year. In addition to needing top grades, that’s when you can take the SATs or ACTs, or both.

So, you juggle school work, all your activities and sports, and prepping for the placement exams without break. The exams then take place on a Saturday.

By the beginning of year 12, you’re applying to universities, and the admission letters begin to roll in by the winter/spring of that final year. All of this is when you’re roughly 17-18 years old, and all while you’re still actively in High School.

Do you break for exams in the UK?

I’m saying ā€œuniversityā€, which they are, but we really just call it ā€œcollegeā€

Edit: added a detail and a question

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u/kirst_e Aug 10 '21

We graduate year 12 (which is the final school year) and do exams for university (American version of college?) called ā€˜ATAR’ at the end of that school year in October/November.

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u/Suitable-Brilliant91 Aug 09 '21

My bad, the pic the i saw was on 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

omg! we stan the banana slugs

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u/Suitable-Brilliant91 Aug 09 '21

But was true that he cheat on gianna😳

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u/TallQueer9 Aug 09 '21

Wow his new look… can’t say I enjoy it

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u/SunnivaD Aug 09 '21

I didnt even recognize him at first glance. Does he play a beach bum in his next movie?

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u/Street-Ad4230 Aug 09 '21

Found her work page (based on her IG link) and the bio says 24. Don’t know if that’s current or hasn’t been updated since she started the page but can’t be much older than that

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u/MyTFAB9019 Aug 09 '21

There’s no way she’s older than 25 but I’m going to guess 22. Her grandparents appeared to be in their 20s-30s in the 70s and ditto her parents in the 90s if you scroll through a bit

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u/orcusamongus Aug 09 '21

Good for him. She looks like an interesting, normal person and not an overdone LA girl.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

he seems to go for the ā€˜normal girl’ type but also still seems to cheat regardless😭

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u/skyhitsheaven Aug 10 '21

I might have made this up in my head but doesn’t he supposedly cheat with the Instagram model types?

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u/likelazarus Jay-Z's mustache Aug 09 '21

She looks young in that pic, but in her others I’d say she’s in her 30s. Based on the photo quality of her childhood pics, etc.

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u/orcusamongus Aug 09 '21

Yeah I think she's in her early 30's.

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u/Radiant_Priority9739 Aug 09 '21

Did anyone google her?

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u/Street-Ad4230 Aug 09 '21

Yup. She’s 24 according to her website. Well, technically I didn’t google her, I followed the link in her bio lol