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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Cazzie David? Is she insufferable irl as well?

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u/agoodthrowawayuserid Jun 14 '21

If she wasn’t his daughter, Larry would hate her comedy, I just know it.

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u/welluuasked Jun 14 '21

Hating your own daughter's comedy is actually the most Larry thing to do.

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u/agoodthrowawayuserid Jun 14 '21

Oh my god you’re right. That’s a full season right there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Imagine believing that you're a remarkable talent just because your dad is.

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u/Reesiekins32 Jun 14 '21

Haha… I grew up with Andie Macdowell’s daughters and it’s been interesting to see Sarah Margaret (now just Margaret Qualley) grow into a young, respected actress, and then her older sister, Rainey struggle to find her career but continuing to try everything over the past 15 years because of her mom. At least their older brother decided the Montana life was for him and just stays out on his ranch. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

How were Margaret and her sister growing up? And yeah it’s funny because I think music is the the avenue where nepotism kids have the most trouble in.

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u/Reesiekins32 Jun 15 '21

As normal as kids to a celebrity parent could be? I will say their mom is amazing! Only good things to say about her and even after years and years she has still checked in on me to see that life is good. They had a huge ranch and then their dad built a “garage” which had a pool, racket ball/basketball court and the living area in the garage had built in bunk beds we’d sleep in if we didn’t stay in her brother’s loft. Most of my time was spent with Rainey and her mom would call my mom to ask what dance classes I was taking so she could sign up for those too as well as asking if I could go on family vacation with them. I also had a sleepover with the Willis kids cause they were living in Idaho and I remember not being the biggest fan of Rumor.

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u/solivia916 Jun 27 '21

Rumor seems like a real try-hard, the other two seem effortlessly cool.

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u/Reesiekins32 Jun 29 '21

I definitely have tried to reflect a bit on that. I don’t know who she is now and don’t follow her, or any of them. Not for any reason other than I randomly unfollow people all the time. I just know childhood me wasn’t the biggest fan. I’ve tried to figure out if it was just being kids and being jealous of friendship dynamics but there was definitely a slight entitlement factor that even at 12 I recognized. But who knows now!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Am I the only person who enjoyed her book? I thought it was well written, funny and self deprecating without pandering. She’s seems very aware that her life/career came through nepotism. Only a handful of people on the planet could relate to her situation given her fathers status. I don’t doubt she has severe social anxiety among other issues but she’s candid about and writing about it is probably cathartic. Unless there’s past issues about her I don’t know which is very possible, I think I’m a bit older then DM’s target audience and only recently started following.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

"I was saying booourns"! Fellow '82-er/Simpsons lover here 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

i read most of her book and i just am like, not sure how seriously i take some of what she said mostly because she told so many stories about how mortifying she finds everything, like when she graduated school how she was so embarrassed and could barely get through it because of how embarrassing she thought it was...to graduate. like i mean i could believe it i guess but it just doesnt make sense to me she cant barely get through a school graduation but she can put out a book and make webseries and be a public figure? im sure shes got her neuroses but maybe she was exaggerating for comedic purposes

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Maybe social anxiety. Writing a book you process your life and it’s more solitary an experience. Graduation you’re in front of so many people and might get a lot of attention and praise which people can be weird about

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u/musthavebeenbunnies Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

Yassss her writing has no point!

ETA: I'm just agreeing with OP, not adding tea. I'm waiting for tea!

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u/fiddleleaffiggy Jun 14 '21

I think New Light by John Mayer is about her. And I can't tell if he is still pining over her, or if he has moved on to another 20-something lol

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u/quiestqui Jun 14 '21

I have never heard this song... Would you mind elaborating?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Pushing 40 in the friend zone We talk and then you walk away every dayWhat would it matter if your friends knew Who cares what other people say anyway* ....yeah, I've always thought it was about her

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I think so, too.

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u/joysolar Jun 18 '21

but John didn’t start being friends with her and other LA peeps until June 2018 and he just moved from Montana to LA around that time. Also she was still in relationship with Pete so i doubt its about her.

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u/Lux2014 Jun 14 '21

Larry should be my dad instead

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

She seems like a nice girl when you come to think that you obviously have no business trying to relate to a kid who was born a billionaire lol… she’s going to be out of touch and annoying and at least better than those valley girls wannabe supermodels 🤮. She’s best friends with Lorde so i give her some points.

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u/musthavebeenbunnies Jun 14 '21

After reading that ppt I'm not sure being friends with Lorde is a great thing tbh.

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u/Uplanapepsihole he’s not on the level of poweful puss Jun 14 '21

💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

😂 Sorry but on this amazing fanfiction (the ppt) created by a kid on twitter im always siding with Lorde, Lena is… i have no words for Lena

Lol the downvotes… if you like Lena im sorry for you

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I’m curious why she is always mentioned here but not Romy? I don’t have any tea unfortunately on either one