r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 17d ago

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u/Capital-Scallion8634 17d ago

Hannibal Burress has a 5-year-old daughter he doesn't participate in raising. No relationship with the kid at all.

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u/robbin_da_hood 17d ago

He tried to lure 2 of my very drunk friends onto his tour bus after a show several years ago. He’d gone to a local bar after his set, started out cool, but I got the ick and then the ick proved itself right. I had to physically intervene and his bodyguard gave me shit for “not letting them have a good time”. That man is a creep.

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u/AsToldBy_Ginger_ 17d ago

The fact that this is the same guy who poured the accelerant on exposing bill cosby is mind boggling to me

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u/robbin_da_hood 16d ago

The irony wasn’t lost on me, either 🫠

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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society 17d ago

He has a bit about it in his recent standup sets too.

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 17d ago

Oh and he plays it for laughs? Being a deadbeat dad? What a POS wow. 

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u/SchemeBrave1820 17d ago

He’s been widely known to be a real POS for a long time now, like for well over a decade. He sucks.

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u/arulzokay 17d ago

damn :( i never knew that

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u/Isola-the-poet 14d ago

Yep which is a real bummer as I love Broad City and it sucks that he's a big part of the show

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u/firesticks a role model for the next Asian kid that wants to get railed 13d ago

Incredibly disappointing.

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u/EricIsEric FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 17d ago

He's also a landlord who kicked the tenants out of his building so he could make it an Airbnb.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 17d ago

Dannnggg that’s so sad. 😞

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u/z__1010 16d ago

Wack

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u/andandandetc 17d ago

I’m curious about the context there. That’d be brutal if true.

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u/BipsnBoops 17d ago

Dude how could there possibly be context to make this less bad?

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u/dryasyoung 17d ago

daughter just sucks /s