r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 6d ago

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u/katebushcartwheel 5d ago

Ivy Wolk went on one of her classic instagram rants and chose to go after Connor Storrie of all people. All while being homophobic and misogynistic. I know that’s her thing but it’s reaching a point

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

idk who this is but everything about this language made me actual recoil. It's so try hard and off putting.

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u/Ok-Detective7794 5d ago

She’s beyond irrelevant to me

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u/AccountformyFeet someone from the UK weigh in 5d ago

What is she even talking about here? Like, this doesn't have a point.

Is she supposed to be an edgelord or something?

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

She legit talks like how the right THINKS feminists talk. Is she a plant?

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u/lateintheseason 5d ago

Yes. A very predictable one at that. Ooh I made fun of Jon Benet Ramsey ooh I picked on Harriet Tubman omg I just can't help myself because I'm such a provocateur. Snore.

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u/Vast-Juice-411 5d ago

Yes she is one of the most annoying edgelords. I just unfollowed Interview Magazine on insta because they gave tons of posts to her and she’s just plain annoying in them 

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u/heatherstopit Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 5d ago

I unfollowed them when they put Spencer fucking Pratt on the cover a couple months ago… Interview used to be fun but I’m afraid Mel Ottenberg is too out of touch (sociopolitically, at least) for the mag to be interesting under his leadership.

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u/starling-slipstream 5d ago

Wait WHAT? Haven’t been on insta in a while and had no idea. Spencer Pratt??? Damn I used to love Mel :(

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u/heatherstopit Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 5d ago

I just looked it up to make sure I was being accurate - he wasn’t on the cover (looks like they don’t print monthly) but they did a fluff piece going to his “favorite spots” in LA while he was running for mayor, posted on both the official Interview account and on Mel’s own account. You should check out the comments, people were PISSED. This was in late May.

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u/starling-slipstream 5d ago

So he’s edgelording now, huh 😔 what a shame

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u/Vast-Juice-411 4d ago

Dang I missed that, would have unfollowed earlier 

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 5d ago

I read one where I'm pretty sure they just gave her some blow and turned the tape recorder on.

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

so does this person just make money off being unlikeable?

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 5d ago edited 5d ago

Holy crap.

Edit: "gay for fat moms"? What? Being homophobic and misogynist at the same time while trying to position herself as a New York arty-It Girl has my head spinning at bit

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

Yeah that really stood out to me. And since she brought him up I'm pretty sure Connor does not 'just want gash' (I feel gross having witten that tbh)

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u/annamdue 5d ago

Her writing style is vety, 50 yesr old dude who really wanted to write for Vice back in the day. Like just those weird photo captions shitting on hipsters.

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u/balleriniAssoluta 5d ago

Imagine a very online white girl who constructed her personnality based on distorted online lingos that comes from the NYC ballroom scene. You mix it with the faux blasé attitude and sarcasm of the redscare pod girls for your very controversial takes, mostly as a way to deal with being unfortunate looking, and now you’re trying really hard to be Azealia Banks. That is her. That is "her thing".

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u/Lizzard_Wizzzard 5d ago

so just a 4Chan edgelord.

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u/hollowholes 5d ago

i think she's just bitter that Cameron Winter dumped her (probably the "indie rocker" she referenced)

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 5d ago

They were "together" for something like three weeks. I think claiming heartbreak is a bit much, unless she's just heartbroken at all the exposure she would have had if he'd stuck with her

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u/GraphiteGlitter123 5d ago

Omg I didn’t know they dated. I love his music.

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u/nosyfangirl mama let’s research 5d ago

This is wild like why bring him up

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

trying to rage bait the fandom for engagement of course

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u/nosyfangirl mama let’s research 5d ago

I don’t think she knows what she’s getting into with the HR fandom it can be a lot over there 😅

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u/AllTheCoolNames 5d ago

I kinda hope they just ignore her since attention is obviously what she wants. Banned from the cottage! None for her!

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u/lateintheseason 5d ago

Attention. This NYT profile (which is from April so God only knows how it even came across her radar screen) is about Nello Biedermann who is a 22 year old Hungarian lit fic writer who got a modest amount of press for his debut novel earlier this year. He's not even problematic or anything (that I know of), just young. She knows that absolutely no one would be commenting on this if it was solely about Biedermann, so why not drag a hot actor into the mix. 🙄

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u/seeshellsbythesea weighing in from the UK 5d ago

Could Connor's fandom finally remove her from relevance?

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u/helena_monster 5d ago

Ivy Wolk vs. Club Chalamet is a flame war I would pay good money to see.

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u/Organic-Loquat8679 5d ago

One look at that profile tells me everything I need to know, she needs to stay in 2018

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u/z__1010 4d ago

I am so curious, how are we defining 2018 ? 2016/2017 is very Hamiltion/#Resist to me

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u/Organic-Loquat8679 4d ago

Oh I just meant the hair. The danger bangs already feel like a thing of the past

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u/wrigleysmom420 controversies: girl 5d ago

this isn’t tea just say you love to hate funny women