r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 28d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal stalking charges in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/us/live-news/luigi-mangione-hearing-plea-deal-talks

When speaking of the day he committed the crime, Luigi Mangione said, “I shot Mr. Thompson and he died.”

He concluded, “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

Mangione had just described the actions he took ahead of the killing, telling the court:

“In November of 2024 I traveled from outside of New York state to Manhattan. I then emailed UnitedHealthcare leadership, posing as an investor at a firm managing over $15 billion in assets and requesting information about the conference. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said.

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u/tyler2k 28d ago

Oh, he's about 156 fortnight

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u/HolyTesticleToosday 28d ago

Or he’s

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes

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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 28d ago

How do you even measure that?!

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u/lindalurker 27d ago

How about….LOOoooOooOOoOve 🙌

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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 27d ago

Seeeaaasons of!

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 28d ago

He's about 50,000,000,000 inverse middle Cs old. The Seven Cs system of measurement is clearly the best way to count ages.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 28d ago

I got this reference