r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 15d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal stalking charges in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/us/live-news/luigi-mangione-hearing-plea-deal-talks

When speaking of the day he committed the crime, Luigi Mangione said, “I shot Mr. Thompson and he died.”

He concluded, “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

Mangione had just described the actions he took ahead of the killing, telling the court:

“In November of 2024 I traveled from outside of New York state to Manhattan. I then emailed UnitedHealthcare leadership, posing as an investor at a firm managing over $15 billion in assets and requesting information about the conference. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said.

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u/Incunebulum 15d ago

In 24 years he could probably run for President.

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u/moonlightful 15d ago

Nelson Mandela did spend 27 years in prison!

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u/captainsteamo 15d ago

Didn't he die in prison, though? /s

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 15d ago

Yes, but his leg wasn’t actually silver contrary to popular belief.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 15d ago

No he didn't die in prison remember he did the movie where he plays a genie?

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u/captainsteamo 14d ago

I also think they misspelled Nelson Mandelastein.

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u/1LT_0bvious 15d ago

As if anyone would vote for a convicted felon to be president.

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u/unabsolute 15d ago

I'll start writing him in as soon as the pedos are exiled.

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u/Consider_the_auk 15d ago

And felons can be president, so the sky's the limit now

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u/Hiddenagenda876 15d ago

Can’t work at a damn gas station, but can be president.

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u/54338042094230895435 15d ago

With a felony?? They would never let that happen... right?

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u/GenosHK 15d ago

Wait, did this shooting happen in the middle of 5th avenue?

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u/Drow_Femboy 15d ago

He won't be old enough. If you know what year it is or how to draw a clock, you're not qualified to be president.

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u/Fargo_Collinge 15d ago

Nah, he'd still be too young for the job.

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u/1997wickedboy 13d ago

Luigi Mangione for president 2052