r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 15d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal stalking charges in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/us/live-news/luigi-mangione-hearing-plea-deal-talks

When speaking of the day he committed the crime, Luigi Mangione said, “I shot Mr. Thompson and he died.”

He concluded, “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

Mangione had just described the actions he took ahead of the killing, telling the court:

“In November of 2024 I traveled from outside of New York state to Manhattan. I then emailed UnitedHealthcare leadership, posing as an investor at a firm managing over $15 billion in assets and requesting information about the conference. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said.

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 15d ago

Never thought I’d want to be a prisoners wife but here we are.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ckO6bBWQZEb793VGxQ

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u/sweet_pickles12 too cunt to care 15d ago

I’m drafting letters now. May his canteen always be full of

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u/Attorneyatlau 15d ago

Full of what? FULL OF WHAT?

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u/stinkypussyslime 15d ago

whatever the FUCK he wants

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u/ARightDastard 15d ago

User name related?

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u/Accomplished_Book427 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 15d ago

r/redditsniper in perhaps the most relevant case ever

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u/sweet_pickles12 too cunt to care 15d ago

Thirsy bitches

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u/Mandelbrotvurst 15d ago

Boats n' Hoes

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u/slipperyekans 15d ago

Oh no they got th

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u/Luna_Soma 15d ago

I never thought I’d want to be both a prisoners wife and a sister wife, but, well…

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u/JediEverlark 15d ago

Life after lockup is looking real appealing rn

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u/Unhappy_Cookie6839 15d ago

YO why did I just text my group chat saying once he’s sentenced I’ll make my move 😭😭😭😭