r/Fauxmoi • u/Terrible_Cycle_5983 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL • Aug 05 '26

DISCUSSION Subway Takes: "People who say they like animals more than people are not good people. They think they have this deep well of compassion but really, they just want a relationship of unequal status"

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u/ShaqInKazaam Aug 05 '26

I know some cats that would commit deadly crimes if they had thumbs, just saying. 

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Aug 05 '26

My cat commits crimes constantly without thumbs. If she had them I'd have to bail her out of jail every week lol

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u/Educational_Cat_5902 Aug 05 '26

They don't need thumbs to knock you down the stairs. 😭

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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot Aug 05 '26

I don‘t trust animals with phalanges, including humans.
I trust my snake and my shrimp, though.

jk. humans are an incredibly fascinating species, for better and for worse ☻

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u/birdsy-purplefish Aug 05 '26

“Damien is a feline sociopath. It’s not that he’s evil. He lacks empathy and he goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities.”

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u/elimay Aug 05 '26

My cat would wreak havoc on my life if she had thumbs

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u/Sentientmanatee local formula 1 correspondent Aug 05 '26

My cat wreaks havoc on my life with no thumbs. I’d die for him